The Bare Wench Project

20002000
RR
1h 16m

IMDb RATING

3.4/10

1.1K

YOUR RATING

Nikki Fritz in The Bare Wench Project (2000)

Comedy Horror

Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version ... Read allFour sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version of the Blair Witch storyline.Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version of the Blair Witch storyline.

IMDb RATING

3.4/10

1.1K

YOUR RATING

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Trivia
When asked about the original horror film this movie parodies, Nikki Fritz said, "Blair Witch sucked, but it got so much publicity. I can easily say ours is a much better film without all the hype!"

Quotes
Chloe: [holding a flashlight aiming up at her bare breasts] I just want to apologize to Lori's boyfriend, and Toni's boyfriend, and Nikki's boyfriend, and my boyfriends. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we go without our bras; I insisted that we french kiss; I insisted that we shave down south. And now this is where we've ended up. It's because of me that we're here now - hungry, cold, horny, and hunted. I'm so scared. I'm scared to close my legs, and I'm scared to open them.

Crazy credits
During the closing credits, outtakes of the bonfire scene are shown.

Connections
Featured in Popatopolis (2009)

Soundtracks
The Bare Wench Theme
Written by Chuck Cirino
Performed by Chuck Cirino

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Review

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Yes, it is a Blair Witch parody....and that's about it. C-

I'm a fan of Jim Wynorski movies, don't get me wrong, but this flick left a whole lot to be desired. First off, we get a group of sorority sisters (four of them, no less) alone in the woods with only one guy "protecting" them.

Anyone else see the sexual possibilities there?

You could have lesbian scenes a plenty, or maybe the guy pairing off with each girl at different times, or even one big orgy, but we get none of that. Nope, none. Just a few seconds of Lorissa McComas and Nikki Fritz kissing, bare-breasted. Yep.

There was a moderate amount of nudity, but far less than what you would expect Cinemax has on in the middle of the night on a Friday. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the Bare Wench herself.

Oh, did I mention this is a parody of "The Blair Witch Project"? You get most of the scenes you see in the real movie....they lose the map, get lost, yell at each other, the only guy disappears, and when they go look for him.....they find weird stuff left behind. They've even got the "shaky camera" feel to it.

Look for Julie K. Smith doing Heather Donahue's "I'm sorry" speech with the flashlight from the actual movie. Looking straight up at her face from below, you see these two large mounds obscuring your view.....yep, now that's a sight to see.

All in all, it's painfully short and not too straining on the senses. Look for a cameo by Andy Sidaris (yes, Andy Sidaris, no kidding) as a local store owner named Dick Bigdickian. Don't laugh too hard at that name, please. It's real hard not to, because I know I did!

Sex: D- Women: B+ Story: C- Overall: C-

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