Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version...
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Totally mindless entertainment that works well as a spoof. However, when the absurdity of the whole thing starts coming into focus, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing like my friends ... See full summary »
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Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version of the Blair Witch storyline.Written by
Matt Russell <firstname.lastname@example.org>
[holding a flashlight aiming up at her bare breasts]
I just want to apologize to Lori's boyfriend, and Toni's boyfriend, and Nikki's boyfriend, and my boyfriends. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we go without our bras; I insisted that we french kiss; I insisted that we shave down south. And now this is where we've ended up. It's because of me that we're here now - hungry, cold, horny, and hunted. I'm so scared. I'm scared to close my legs, and I'm scared to open them.
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Yes, it is a Blair Witch parody....and that's about it. C-
I'm a fan of Jim Wynorski movies, don't get me wrong, but this flick left a whole lot to be desired. First off, we get a group of sorority sisters (four of them, no less) alone in the woods with only one guy "protecting" them.
Anyone else see the sexual possibilities there?
You could have lesbian scenes a plenty, or maybe the guy pairing off with each girl at different times, or even one big orgy, but we get none of that. Nope, none. Just a few seconds of Lorissa McComas and Nikki Fritz kissing, bare-breasted. Yep.
There was a moderate amount of nudity, but far less than what you would expect Cinemax has on in the middle of the night on a Friday. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the Bare Wench herself.
Oh, did I mention this is a parody of "The Blair Witch Project"? You get most of the scenes you see in the real movie....they lose the map, get lost, yell at each other, the only guy disappears, and when they go look for him.....they find weird stuff left behind. They've even got the "shaky camera" feel to it.
Look for Julie K. Smith doing Heather Donahue's "I'm sorry" speech with the flashlight from the actual movie. Looking straight up at her face from below, you see these two large mounds obscuring your view.....yep, now that's a sight to see.
All in all, it's painfully short and not too straining on the senses. Look for a cameo by Andy Sidaris (yes, Andy Sidaris, no kidding) as a local store owner named Dick Bigdickian. Don't laugh too hard at that name, please. It's real hard not to, because I know I did!
Sex: D- Women: B+ Story: C- Overall: C-
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