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Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991) Poster

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[sound goes "quack"]

Girl: Is that a duck?

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Black Guy: I got to drop a serious Lincoln Log. Where's the head, dude?

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Rap song: God is black, drives a big caddilac.

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Black Guy: This is hard for me to say, because I am a shy homefly, but I just wanted to say that before one of these pillar-headed crackers come in here and do a bust-jam on our crazy asses, I love you.

Girl: He's gonna try to get laid.

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Guy#1: Is that your little girl there?

Lady: Yeah, stay away from her.

Guy#2: Don't get too attached to her. In about fifteen minutes, she's gonna stab you to death with a gardening tool.

Lady: What kind of tool?

Guy#2: Hand-spade. And then she's gonna eat your leg. Gross!

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Girl: [holding back zombies with a door] This is ridiculous.

Black Guy: [assisting her] Ridiculous? Nah, this ain't ridiculous. This is the perfect scenario for a Tuesday night. What makes you say it's ridiculous? It couldn't be the zombies, could it?

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[repeated line]

Lady: I want a tuna sandwich! Tuuuna!

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Girl: I want a tuna sandwich!

Black Guy: Listen up, baby, I got a bunch of white-ass zombie motherfuckers checking out my French fries, and if I don't waste their white asses, they're gonna come in here and clean house!

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Lady: [about to kill the other lady] Hand me the spade.

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zombie: Can I use your bathroom? Quick crap.

Black Guy: [chases him off with tire iron] You ain't using MY bathroom, motherfucker!

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Black Guy: I can't watch this, I gotta go to a KKK meeting!

Guy#2: You asshole!

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Black Guy: One of you guys is going out for a couple of cokes and a large extra cheese, piping hot, and actually, I think it should be your white ass that makes the trip, motherfucker!

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Guy#3: Wanna have sex?

[lady looks at him until he leaves the room]

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Guy#3: I'll drive that bitching truck, dude!

Black Guy: The truck explodes!

Guy#3: Like I said, he's driving.

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Guy#2: Why does everybody here hate me?

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Black Guy: You getting hungry? Do I look like a cheeseburger?

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Sheriff McClelland: [examining the burned-out truck] I've seen this kind of thing before. It's a truck.

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