Duke Nukem 3D (1996 Video Game)
Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
Duke Nukem: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Duke Nukem: Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Duke Nukem: [Nintendo 64 version only]
[after entering a secret area and finding Snake from Escape from L.A. dead, torn in half, and hanging on chains]
Duke Nukem: I guess he didn't escape from L.A.
[after an earthquake shakes the level]
Duke Nukem: I ain't afraid of no quake!
[seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, that's one doomed space marine.
Duke Nukem: Damn. Those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!
Duke Nukem: [checking out office computer playing Duke 3D] Get back to work, you slacker!
Tape Recorder: This tape will self-destruct in 1 second!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after finishing a level] Ready for action!
Duke Nukem: [whenever an alien is blown to bits] Oooooooooh, that's gotta hurt!
Duke Nukem: [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
Duke Nukem: [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
Duke Nukem: [upon seeing an Assault Trooper blowing up after it crosses an activated Laser Tripbomb] Blow it out your ass!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after an alien squishes itself when passing through a wall] Eat shit and die!
Duke Nukem: [Sometimes upon seeing a stripper dancing] Shake it, baby!
Duke Nukem: [Sometimes upon seeing a stripper dancing] Wanna dance?
Duke Nukem: What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
[says it everytime Duke kills the boss of the episode]
Duke Nukem: Die, you son of a bitch!
Duke Nukem: This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!
Boss 1: Who... the... hell... are you?
[Duke shoots the boss's head and kills him]
Duke Nukem: I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Duke Nukem: I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.
Duke Nukem: Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Duke Nukem: [upon blowing up an Assault Commander with the RPG] Suck it down!
Duke Nukem: My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action!
Woman: Aww, come back to bed, Duke! I have ready for some action, nowww!
Cycloid Emperor: [Shareware version closing line] Duke, if you think you're a badass, come face us in the final missions. Or else, Earth will fall and you will die a coward. The choice is yours.
Duke Nukem: Somebody's gonna freakin' pay for screwin' up my vacation.
Duke Nukem: [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside-down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
Duke Nukem: [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence!
Duke Nukem: [after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after squishing an alien] Bitchin'!
Duke Nukem: [after stepping in a puddle from a monster that soiled itself in death] Shit happens!
[upon defeating the Alien Queen, the final boss of the game]
Duke Nukem: It's time to abort your whole friggin' species!
[blows up the Alien Queen's corpse with a pipe bomb]