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Saving Ryan's Privates (1998)

Parody of Saving Private Ryan about war heroes who must save their buddy's penis.

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Craig Moss
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Cast overview:
Mark DeCarlo ... Capt. Miller
Jason Squire Jason Squire ... Pvt. Ryan
Brent Goldberg Brent Goldberg ... Pvt. Mellish
David Wagner David Wagner ... Medic Wade
Jack Maxwell ... Pvt. Reiben
Joey Valentino Joey Valentino ... Cpl. Upham
Josh Massie Josh Massie ... Sgt, Horvath (as Josh Massey)
David Protocarrero David Protocarrero ... Pvt. Carpazo
David Boscoe David Boscoe ... Pvt. Jackson
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During World War II, somewhere in France, Private James Ryan has lost his genitalia in battle--they're missing in action and, that day, his wife Lisa is due to receive three telegrams. An officer sends a platoon, and the platoon leader tells his men, "If that boy and his penis are alive, we're going to find them." When they do find Ryan, he's doesn't want to leave his fellow soldiers, but the platoon leader explains the mission firmly. Private Ryan relents, they shoot their way out, and there's a casualty. Jump ahead 50 years: a grey-haired man kneels at a gravestone as a young man waits beside him. Did someone die in vain, or did Ryan put it to good use? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Comedy | War | Short

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Also Known As:

Saving Ryan See more »

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Budget:

$6,500 (estimated)
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1.85 : 1
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Cringingly funny
28 November 1999 | by dknausSee all my reviews

If you can find a copy, I highly recommend you watch "Saving Ryan's Privates." It's one of those hideously tasteless parodies that you find yourself laughing your ass off.

At about seven minutes long, it relentlessly pounds the viewer with humor, throbbing to the brim with genital-related puns, until the moving, emotional climax.

Not for the weak-stomached! Loved the "Tuskegee Airman" joke.


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