A group of geeks are in possession of The Holy English book. However, a group of ninjas steals the book, in hope of getting rid of their outrageous accents. During this theft a number of the geeks die. The remaining geeks train themselves in the arts of war, and go off to seek revenge. That, however, will not be as easy as they might have expected. The ninjas have a few tricks up their sleeves. But so have the geeks...—Erik Lorentz