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Michael Carr | ... | William |
| Russell Friedenberg | ... | Luke | |
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Kimberly Liebe | ... | Geena |
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Hank Stone | ... | Jeff |
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Harvey J. Alperin | ... | Nicolas |
| Matthias Hues | ... | Togaio - Blond Man | |
| Christopher Kriesa | ... | Psycho Mike (as Chris Kriesa) | |
| Darren Shahlavi | ... | Peter | |
| Birgit Stauber | ... | Jaqueline | |
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Andrea Seitz | ... | Sylvia |
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Chin Meyer | ... | Michael |
| Joe Cook | ... | Joe | |
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Jeff Motherhead | ... | Casey |
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Ron Grandl | ... | Robin |
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Paul Hayes | ... | Steven |
Two guys, handsome William and his side kick Luke have just started their trip through the beautiful California desert when they're kidnapped by the notorious Psycho Mike, The Kern River Killer. Securing their escape through hilarious means and the aid of an old friend they soon stumble into a small desert town where unbeknownst to them a mysterious tall Blond Man and his sadistic henchmen are killing people to create a Legion of the dead. Here's where it gets tricky. William falls in love with Geena, the beautiful waitress at the local restaurant and Luke spins out of control hormonally. The restaurant is suddenly attacked by the LEGION and the tall Blond Man gives an ultimatum to hand over Geena within two hours or he will personally come in to get her. What is the mysterious secret that Geena and the Blond Man share? The clock ticks as the ultimatum draws near. The fight against evil has just begun... Written by Anonymous
I picked up this movie on DVD for about 25 bucks, which is a lot of money. Let's just say I was fooled by Ittenbach's notoriety and by the thought that this might be another Premutos. Unfortunately enough for me... it was not. In fact, I watched this thing with a couple of friends because they thought that the cover was cool and all and, an hour and a half later, we were left saying: "God, what an awful movie!" The fact is that this movie made absolutely no sense and was not at all funny or gory or well-made or anything, it was plain bad with almost no redeeming value. Hell! I thought the animated menu was better than the film! Since I consider myself quite an expert when it comes to b, horror and cult movies, you should trust me when I say: just skip it.
P.S. The version I saw had 5 minutes cut off but I'm positive in saying that even the 5 more thrilling minutes in cinema history couldn't possibly save this thing.