Ted, a recently murdered writer for a Hollywood tabloid magazine, narrates his story about the five sordid and scandalous lives of five actresses nominated for the Academy Award for best actress who include British star Fiona Covington; teenage drug addict Amber Lyons; alcoholic, self-hating lesbian Lori Seefer; blond vixen and center-fold Karen Kroll; and washed-up singer Connie Travis, and out of all of these individuals, one of them vows to kill the one who wins the award if she doesn't.
Only Hollywood would give these women an award.
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So what's Hell like? Is it hot with burning fires?
No, it's a lot like Hollywood only with more agents.
I'm kidding! It's like I'm in this weird limbo state where I'm forced to watch my sad pathetic life over and over again. It's like a made-for-TV-movie, but with narration.