Miss Congeniality (2000)

Deirdre Quinn: Mary Jo Wright - Miss Texas

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Quotes 

• [at the pageant breakfast] 

  Stan Fields : As you know, I'll be retiring this year.

  [everyone moans in sympathy] 

  Mary Jo Wright, Miss Texas : Oh, he's not retiring. I spoke to him this morning, the poor man blurted out the whole thing. They're firing him. Going for someone newer and younger. I hope it's Ricky Martin.

• Mary Jo Wright, Miss Texas : Will you please go back to the mothership?

  Frank Tobin : Only if you go with me, Tex-ass.