Miss Congeniality (2000)
Melissa De Sousa: Karen Krantz - Miss New York
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Quotes
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Karen "New York" : I just want to let all the lesbians out there know: if I can make it to the top ten, so can you! Big out to Brooklyn! Yo!
Dave the Pageant Director : Get her off of there! Go to Stan!
Karen "New York" : [to a girl in the audience] Tina, I love you, baby!
Tina : Oh, Karen! I love you, Karen!
Karen "New York" : Yo, Tina! I love you, baby!
[Gracie, watching the scene, applauds, whoops, and nods in approval]
Stan Fields : And we'll be right back with our final five lesbians - interviews!
Dave the Pageant Director : Bumper, commercial, can we say lesbians?
Assistant Director : You got a problem with that?
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Cheryl "Rhode Island" : My idea of a perfect date would be a man who takes me to a romantic dinner, and then we walk along the beach barefoot discussing books and - and music and - and movies.
Karen "New York" : No wonder you're still a virgin.
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Miss Hawaii : Oh I know and it's an honor to have made it this far, I mean especially when you come from such a small state,
Cheryl "Rhode Island" : Oh that's so true. Us Rhode Islanders...
Miss Hawaii : Umm I wasn't finished. Did it sound like I was finished?
Cheryl "Rhode Island" : I'm sorry. I,
Karen "New York" : Ay Dios, what are you apologizing to her for? She's obviously been drinking too much Coppertone.
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[as they get dressed before the ceremony]
Miss Hawaii : No insults today?
Karen "New York" : [pathetic] You're a Don Ho.
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[repeated line]
Karen "New York" : Bizzaro!
