The Mummy Returns (2001) Poster

Freddie Boath: Alex



  • Rick : Alex I've got a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.

    Jonathan : I can do that.

    Alex : Protect the car? Come on, Dad. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid.

    Rick : I know.

    Alex : [ruffles his hair]  Dad!

    Rick : Ehh...

    Jonathan : If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me.

    Rick : [to Jonathan about Alex]  Maybe you should stay here and watch him.

    Jonathan : Yes, now you're talking.

  • [as Evy fights Imhotep's followers skillfuly with a sword] 

    Alex : Whoa, Mom! When did you learn to do that?

    Evelyn : [surprised look on her face]  I have no idea.

    [a thug grabs her by the throat and pushes her against the wall. She knees him in the groin and decks him with a right hook] 

    Evelyn : *That* I learned from your father.

  • Alex : Are we there yet?

    Lock-Nah : No.

    Alex : Are we there yet?

    Lock-Nah : No.

    [question and response repeated many times with Lock-Nah getting angrier] 

    Alex : Are we there...

    [Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers] 

    Alex : Whoa! That was amazing! Perfect aim.

    Lock-Nah : What are you talking about? I missed.

  • [Jonathan trying to start the car as he hears gunfire break out] 

    Alex : Hurry up!

    Jonathan : Come on, come on, come on!

    [Johnathan turns the key and breaks it off] 

    Alex : You broke it, you broke it, you broke it!

    Jonathan : Be quiet Alex! If there's going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me!

  • Rick : Where the hell's Jonathon?

    [Jonathon drives up in a double-decker bus with Alex] 

    Evelyn : Alex!

    Rick : What's the matter with my car?

    Jonathan : Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.

    Rick : [shouting]  A double-decker bus?

    Jonathan : [pointing to Alex]  It was his idea!

    Alex : Was not!

    Jonathan : Was too!

    Rick : Just go!

    Jonathan : Was too!

    Alex : Was not!

  • Jonathan : What are we gonna do? *What are we gonna do*?

    Alex : You're asking me? I'm only 8 years old, for Christ's sake!

  • [while Jonathan is fighting Anch Su Namun] 

    Alex : Efday Shokran... Efday Shokran... Uncle Jon, I don't know what this last symbol is!

    Jonathan : What's it look like?

    Alex : It's a bird! A stork!

    Jonathan : [ecstatic]  I know that one! I know that one!

    Alex : Then what is it?

    Jonathan : [struggling with Anch Su Namun]  Ah... Ah...!

    [throws her off] 

    Jonathan : [triumphantly]  Ahmenophus!

  • Alex : Hey! The Book of the Dead!

    Meela : What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you'd better behave.

    Alex : Lady, I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you?

    Lock-Nah : Silence!

    Meela : Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed...

    [kisses Alex on the cheek] 

    Meela : ...while you were sleeping.

  • Alex : Mom! What do I do with this chest? This sucker weighs a goddang ton.

    Evelyn : Alex, watch your language!

    Alex : Rather weighty, this.

  • Lock-Nah : When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you.

    Alex : But until that time, you better be a *little* nicer to me. Now, where's my water?

    [Lock-Nah shoves a container of water into Alex's hands] 

    Alex : No ice?

  • Rick : Who the hell are those guys? Where are they taking my wife?

    Ardeth Bay : My friend, I'm not sure, but wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.

    Alex : [Alex rips the picture out of Ardeth's hands]  Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.

    Ardeth Bay : Are you sure?

    Rick : You better believe him. He spends more time there then he does at home.

  • [trying to console Alex about his moms death] 

    Jonathan : Try to think of it like this, Alex. She's gone to a better place. You know, like it says in the Good Book.

    Alex : The book.

    Jonathan : What?

    Alex : That's it. That's it!

    Jonathan : That's what?

    Alex : Come on, Uncle Jon! Come on, come on!

    Jonathan : What?

    Alex : That's it! The book!

  • Alex : My dad is going to kick your ass.

    Imhotep : Hmm.

    [Imhotep takes off his mask and Alex gasps and steps back] 

    Imhotep : I do not think so.

  • Alex : [Alex has just destroyed a temple]  Mom, dad, I can explain *everything*.

  • Rick : I thought I almost lost you there.

    Evelyn : For a moment there, you did... Would you like to know what heaven looks like?

    Rick : Later.

    [Rick and Evelyn kiss] 

    Alex , Jonathan : [together]  Oh, please!

  • [having just been suprised in the underground ruins by his son] 

    Rick : Alex?

    Alex : [laughing]  What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?

    Rick : I'll tell you a story sometime.

  • Evelyn : Alex, I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded.

    Alex : I haven't lost it. I just can't *find* it. There's a difference.

  • Imhotep : This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.

    Alex : Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.

    Imhotep : Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?

    Alex : That part I missed.

  • Rick : You know, it's not easy being a... dad.

    Alex : Yeah, but you do it really good.

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