SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Customer #1, Customer #2, Fish #2, Customer, Customers, Dad, Fish, Fish #5, Guy, Male Customer, Male Fish #1, Mayor, Self, Ancient Egypt Krabs, Assembly Line Fish #2, Audience Member, Balloon One, Bank Robber #2, Big Dude, Big G, Blind Fish, Brain, Bubble Boat Driver, Bubble Person, Bubble Prisoner, Buff Prisoner, Bus Driver, Business Fish #2, Business Fish #3, Car Salesman, Champ #2, Charlie, Chum Customer #2, City Fish, Civil War Era Krabs, Clowns, Computer, Construction Worker, Cop #1, Courtroom Fish, Customer #3, Customer #4, Customer #5, Desk Sergent, Doodle Mr. Krabs, Dr. Manfish, Driver #1, Dude Fish, Dungeon Master, Eagle Head, Elevator Operator, Extra #3, Eyes, Fake Santa, Fancy Fish, Fat Hairy Fish, Father, Fish #1, Fish #105, Fish #33, Fish #36, Fish #37, Fish #40, Fish #42, Fish #49, Fish #6, Fish #83, Fish 38, Fish Driver #2, Fish Friend, Fish Guy in Back, Fish Man, Fish Passenger, Fish Person #1, Fisherman, General, Giant Bell Hop, Graduating Fish, Grandpappy Krabs, Great Grandpop Krabs, Green Fish, Guard, Hockey Player #2, Jailer, Jellien Fish #6, Jellien Mr. Krabs, King Krabs, Krabs Bot, Krabs Coins, Krabs Senior, Machine #2, Mailman, Maitre D, Male Cop, Male Customer #2, Male Fish, Male Fish #107, Male Fish #3, Male Fish #8...
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : What is it boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and i thought you might like to hear it.
Mr. Krabs : Is it true Squidward? Is it hilarious?
Squidward : Um yeah sure.
Mr. Krabs : Well let's hear it lad.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay here it goes. Um how did it go Squidward?
Squidward : Um it went um let's see ah Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the new pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs : Why?
Squidward : It was rated Arr!
[laughs]
Squidward : Arr! Because it's about pirates.
Mr. Krabs : I'm not paying you to do stand up Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!
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Mr. Krabs : David H. Jones!
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Mr. Krabs : So it was just another Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor Plankton!
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Squidward : Only 364 days and nine years left until i exchange this concrete tomb for a multi story ocean liner cruise.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs : The boy and i just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.
Squidward : Call me what you may, fact of the matter is i found out the mystery customer's name first so i win. I win i win i win i win i win!
Mr. Krabs : Enjoy your prize.
Squidward : Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation here i come!
Mr. Krabs : Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?
Squidward : What? In the brochure it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation.
Mr. Krabs : Oh, you mean that brochure. Well that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers you know. So it's your prize.
Squidward : You mean no vacation?
Mr. Krabs : Nope, just the brochure. Well got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants : See you on the outside in ten years buddy.
Squidward : Oh well at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.
Patrick : Hey Squidward. Parcheesi?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : What is it SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!
Mr. Krabs : Get back to work Mr. Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
[cries]
Mr. Krabs : Yes i suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie! He couldn't cry either.
Squidward : SpongeBob this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much.
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Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob! What in Neptune's bathtub do you think your doing lad?
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Mr. Krabs : Looks like you blew it again Plankton!
Plankton : I did better then you Eugene!
Mr. Krabs : Says who?
SpongeBob : Now now now i think we need to calm down. Fighting is pointless You two would have the recipe by now if you worked together.
Mr. Krabs : Okay fine! We'll work together.
Plankton : Yeah i don't see that working out.
SpongeBob : Not to worry gentlemen i have a plan.
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SpongeBob : Ta da! I started the Flabby Patty restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up. And so the power of friendship triumphs again.
Mr. Krabs : What? You mean all this was one of your goofball schemes?
Plankton : Now now Krabs SpongeBob's taught us some very valuable lessons. Such as oh falling out of an airplane for instance.
Mr. Krabs : Yeah. And how to commonly bludgeon meself.
Plankton : In fact, i think it's time we repay him don't you?
Mr. Krabs : Great idea pal! We'll teach you about teamwork.
SpongeBob : [runs away screaming]
Mr. Krabs : Get back here!
Plankton : We should do this more often Krabs.
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Plankton : Aw man! I stole that Krabby Patty fair and square.
Mr. Krabs : Oh poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle Pwanksy wanksy need his nappy wappy?
[laughs]
SpongeBob : Why are you two always fighting? You were best palsie walsies once.
[picks up Plankton]
Plankton : Hey!
SpongeBob : Can't you two make up and be friends?
Mr. Krabs : Yeeh those days are over SpongeBob
Plankton : Krabs and i are bitter enemies!
Mr. Krabs : And that's the way we like it.
SpongeBob : If only there was some way to bring you two back together.
Plankton : Forget it, SpongeBob Nothing will make me friends with Eugene Krabs
[sniffing]
Plankton : What is that delicious smell?
SpongeBob : [sniffing bad sent] Bluh! That doesn't smell delicious!
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Patrick : These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we're near one of those toxic wast dumps.
Mr. Krabs : I think i'm gonna be sick.
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Mr. Krabs : Oh this time you've done it boy! What have you got to say for yourself?
SpongeBob SquarePants : The platter's all clean Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : D'oh! I'll clean your platter! Come here you!
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Mr. Krabs : All right you leave me no choice!
Patrick : Your giving me a rase?
Mr. Krabs : Not even close. You're fired. As long as i'm still standing you'll never wear this hat again.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick are you okay?
Patrick : Well i guess it's back to being no hat Pat.
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Mr. Krabs : I've asked ye all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being a sea star with a nose that's gotten way out of hand!
Squidward : You got that right yeah!
Sandy Cheeks : Yeah!
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Mr. Krabs : Ooh! Money! Money money money money money money money money money money!
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Mr. Krabs : What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time then you're wasting money! And that's just sick!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.
Mr. Krabs : What stupid barnacle told you that?
Squidward : Uhh...

