Bring It On (2000)
Eliza Dushku: Missy Pantone
Courtney : Can she yell?
Torrance Shipman : We'll try an oldie.
[Torrance tests a standard cheer on her]
Torrance Shipman : Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The Toros sure are number one!
Missy : [cheering] I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!
[back to normal tone]
Missy : OK, so I've never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?
Missy : [Cliff is looking ahead at Torrance. Suddenly Missy blocks his view, her bikini-clad chest right in his line of sight] Hey, perv.
Cliff : Gahhh!
Missy : Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
Cliff : What are you doing?
Missy : Making money from guys oogling my goodies.
Cliff : Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.
Torrance Shipman : Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy : Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman : No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff : Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman : That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.
Cheerleaders : [Cheerleaders from opposing team] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!
Torrance Shipman : Hey...
Torrance Shipman , Courtney , Whitney , Kasey , Darcy , Missy , Jan , Les : That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!
Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : [Cheering at the game] Aaaaaaalllll right! We're sweet! We got the whip, we can't be beat. We're the best, our team's too cool. We got the class to rock this school. Aww...
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred , Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : [Clovers join in, humiliating the Toros] Yeah! We bad, we got the team, we can't be had. We're the best, so score them points. You win the game, we'll rock this joint!
Isis , Lava , Jenelope , Lafred , Courtney , Whitney , Darcy , Kasey , Missy , Torrance Shipman : Our game is fierce and we are hip, so get on back, you can't touch this! Our game is bad, we're without peer, so get that weakness outta here!
Sparky : [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect. To Kasey] You, you have weak ankles.
Sparky : One of your calves is bigger than the other.
[to next girl]
Sparky : Too much makeup.
[to next girl]
Sparky : Not enough makeup.
Sparky : What's with the skin? Say it with me; *sunlight*!
[to Jan and Les]
Sparky : Male cheerleaders, enough said.
Sparky : Smile.
[She more grimaces than smiles]
Sparky : Don't smile.
Missy : [Under her breath] Jackass.
Sparky : [to Darcy] Good general tone and general musculature.
[Peeks around her to look at her butt]
Sparky : Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website!
Sparky : And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
Missy : I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.
Isis : Know what? She's right. See, then we'd be doing them a favor. Then they could feel good about sending raggedy Ann up here to jack us for our cheers.
Torrance Shipman : 'Raggedy Ann'?
Isis : Ugly redhead with a video camera permanently attached to her hand. Y'all been coming up here for years trying to steal our routines.
Lafred : And we just love seeing them on ESPN.
Torrance Shipman : What are you talking about?
Isis : 'Brr, it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere'? I know you don't think a white girl made that shit up. Our free cheer service is over as of this moment.
Jenelope : Over!
Lafred : Finito!
Isis : Every time we get some, here y'all come trying to steal it, putting some blonde hair on it and calling it something different. We've had the best squad around for years, but no one's been able to see what we can do. But you better believe, all that's gonna change this year. I'm captain, and I guarantee you we'll make it to Nationals. So just hand over the tape you made tonight, we'll call it even for now.
Torrance Shipman : We don't have any tape.
Missy : Really. We just came to see the show.
Jenelope : What? Come on, Isis! Let me do this!
Isis : You know what? Let's go.
Jenelope : Wait a minute. So that's it? We're just gonna let them go?
Isis : Yeah. Because unlike them, we have class.
Torrance Shipman : I swear I had no idea.
Isis : Well, now you do.
Jenelope : Huh! You been touched by an angel, girl!
Missy : [yelling out the window at practicing cheerleaders at Nationals] Shut up! If you don't have it yet, you don't have it! Give it up already!