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Ik ben Joep Meloen (1981)

Joep is a piano tuner. Not the best in his profession. His fiancee ends their relationship and Joep wants to end his life. Then he meets Dorien. They fall in love but they have to deal with... See full summary »


Guus Verstraete Jr. (as Guus Verstraete jr.)


Vince Powell




Cast overview, first billed only:
André van Duin ... Joep Meloen
Corrie van Gorp Corrie van Gorp ... Dorien de Groot
Frans van Dusschoten Frans van Dusschoten ... Hans Hoopman
Doris Van Caneghem Doris Van Caneghem ... Mevrouw v.d. Ploeg
Peter Tuinman Peter Tuinman ... Leo
André van den Heuvel André van den Heuvel ... Willie
Will Van Selst Will Van Selst ... Producer (as Wil van Selst)
Inger van Heijst Inger van Heijst ... May (as Inger van Heyst)
Jan Moonen Jan Moonen ... Camiel
Ben Hulsman Ben Hulsman ... Café baas
Marijke Merckens Marijke Merckens ... Presentatrice
Marlous Fluitsma Marlous Fluitsma ... Anne
Manfred de Graaf Manfred de Graaf ... Kurt
Lou Steenbergen Lou Steenbergen ... Man aan bar
Carola Gijsbers van Wijk ... Vrouw aan bar (as Carola Gysbers van Wijk)


Joep is a piano tuner. Not the best in his profession. His fiancee ends their relationship and Joep wants to end his life. Then he meets Dorien. They fall in love but they have to deal with some issues from the past. An ex-lover and a hitman are part of that.

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Comedy | Drama


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Paul Verhoeven supervised the editing. See more »


Referenced in Zeg 'ns Aaa: De minnaar en zijn pieper (1981) See more »


Ik ben Joep Meloen
Written and Performed by André van Duin
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André van Duin, back when he could do no wrong
3 October 2003 | by Chip_douglasSee all my reviews

Already a star on the stage, television and radio, as well as a recording artist, the early eighties saw André van Duin at the height of his popularity. The only thing left for the Dutch comedian to explore was the silver screen. And so he did, in the 1981 vehicle `Ik ben Joep Meloen'. He stars as Joep, a man on the brink of suicide when he finds out his childhood love is marrying another. About to jump into a canal, he meets another potential suicide victim, played by his usual partner in comedy, Corry van Gorp. It turns out her greatest ambition is to become a singer, just like Joep always wanted to become a songwriter!

If ever there was a Dutch film that could be considered a 'star vehicle', it is this one. The only reason to watch `Joep Meloen' is if you are a fan of André van Duin. The plot is just an excuse for him to bungle his way through various misadventures. Along the way he bumps into nearly everybody working in Dutch TV and film at that time, and the audience goes along with him all the way. Especially since he breaks the fourth wall a lot.

At this time in his career, André van Duin could do no wrong. All he had to do was pull a face and the whole audience would be in stitches. `Ik ben Joep Meloen' became a big hit in Holland and Belgium, and the song André sings near the end became a single. A year later he made another film, "De Boezemvriend", which was also very popular. After that however, he went back to radio and television, but never appeared in another movie. Perhaps he realized there was no international market for this kind of film.

Van Duin still does the same routines today, many of his fans having been replaced by a younger audience. He is still such a household name, that many seem to have forgotten `Joep Meloen' ever existed. Therefore, for old fans and new, the film is a nice way to remind us what a huge star André used to be.

7 out of 10

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17 December 1981 (Netherlands) See more »

Also Known As:

Ruuvit löysällä See more »


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NLG2,500,000 (estimated)
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