Carlos Nieto states in several episodes that he was a medic in the Marine Corps. This is impossible as the Marine Corps has no medical staff of its own. Corpsman, even when assigned to Marine units, are from the Navy Hospital Corps. See more
[while playing cards with the guys
You ever tried to scrub old cheese out of a skillet? I got that special grease cutting detergent, they don't have anything for cutting day-old caked on cheddar, let me tell you. Same thing with laundry. I mean everything "new and improved" but they don't tell me what I should buy if I want to get a little grape juice out of a school tie? Sorry fellas, Gin.
[everyone stares at Jimmy
You're scaring me, man.
Grease cutting detergent?