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Small Time Crooks

  • 2000
  • PG
  • 1h 34m
IMDb RATING
6.6/10
40K
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Small Time Crooks (2000)
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ComedyCrime

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

  • Director
    • Woody Allen
  • Writer
    • Woody Allen
  • Stars
    • Woody Allen
    • Tracey Ullman
    • Hugh Grant
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.6/10
    40K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Woody Allen
    • Writer
      • Woody Allen
    • Stars
      • Woody Allen
      • Tracey Ullman
      • Hugh Grant
    • 206User reviews
    • 92Critic reviews
    • 69Metascore
  • See more at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win & 4 nominations

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    Woody Allen, Hugh Grant, and Tracey Ullman in Small Time Crooks (2000)
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    Woody Allen
    Woody Allen
    • Ray
    Tracey Ullman
    Tracey Ullman
    • Frenchy
    Hugh Grant
    Hugh Grant
    • David
    Carolyn Saxon
    • Candy Salesperson
    Michael Rapaport
    Michael Rapaport
    • Denny
    Tony Darrow
    Tony Darrow
    • Tommy
    Sam Josepher
    • Real Estate Agent
    Jon Lovitz
    Jon Lovitz
    • Benny
    Lawrence Howard Levy
    • Dynamite Dealer
    • (as Lawrence Levy)
    Diane Bradley
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Crystal Field
    Crystal Field
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Cindy Carver
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Ray Garvey
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Bill Gerber
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Olivia Hayman
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Laurine Towler
    Laurine Towler
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Fanda Nikic
    • Cookie Store Customer
    Brian Markinson
    Brian Markinson
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      • Woody Allen
    • Writer
      • Woody Allen
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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      Woody Allen claims he cast Tracey Ullman because she's one of the few comedians that makes him laugh.
    • Goofs
      When Denny, Ray, Tommy and Benny first begin digging the tunnel, while discussing who can use the drill, Denny appears to call Ray (played by Woody Allen) Woody. However, after Ray has just said to Denny "Whaddya mean?", Denny starts to repeat Ray's question, saying "Whaddy... I don't know how to work a drill like that."
    • Quotes

      Ray: Remember my nickname when we were in the joint?

      Benny: The Brain?

      Ray: The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?

      Benny: But, Ray! That was sarcastic!

    • Connections
      Featured in Siskel & Ebert: Dinosaur/Road Trip/Small Time Crooks/Shanghai Noon (2000)
    • Soundtracks
      With Plenty of Money and You
      Music by Harry Warren

      Lyrics by Al Dubin

      Performed by Hal Kemp

      Courtesy of Columbia Records by arrangement with Sony Music Licensing

    User reviews206

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    6/10
    Doesn't totally hit the mark but still pretty enjoyable
    As someone who has loved or really liked(although from about 5 or 6 disappointments) most of what they've seen so far of Woody Allen's filmography(28 as of now), there was a lot to like about Small Time Crooks. But compared to a lot of Allen's other films, it was also uneven and disappointing. Getting onto the many good stuff, Small Time Crooks is beautifully photographed and there is a great use of locations, which look similarly great. Most of the acting is great, especially from Tracy Ullman who is splendid and Elaine May who is ditsy, charming and her comic timing is priceless. Woody Allen- whose directing I don't have a problem with here- gives a good performance too that does remind you of some of his earlier work. Jon Lovitz and Michael Rappaport are a lot of fun in the little screen time we see them in. The first half is great as well, with very witty and sharp writing that feels like a throwback to Allen's earlier wisecrack comedies and that was part of the appeal. In typical Allen fashion as well there is a lot to say on issues and relationships and it's done insightfully. The three main characters are compellingly drawn. Sadly, the second half doesn't match up, the pace sags, the writing is not as witty and sometimes take a patronising approach and the characters that made the first half entertaining disappear and are forgotten about seemingly. And while as said the acting is fine, Lovitz and Rappaport did deserve more to do, Elaine Stritch is pretty wasted and I wasn't enamoured by Hugh Grant here either, his character was underwritten and the performance felt too much of a self-parody. The story is not as interesting in this half either with some plot strands underdeveloped and clumsily resolved. In conclusion, enjoyable, well made and performed but lesser and uneven Woody Allen. 6/10 Bethany Cox
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    • Release date
      • May 19, 2000 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
      • Amblin Entertainment
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Woody Allen Spring Project 1999
    • Filming locations
      • Doyers Street, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA(Chinatown)
    • Production companies
      • Dreamworks Pictures
      • Sweetland Films
      • Magnolia Productions
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $25,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $17,266,359
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $3,880,723
      • May 21, 2000
    • Gross worldwide
      • $29,934,477
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    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      1 hour 34 minutes
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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