Mark Davis, secret agent No. 07, is after a Nazi treasure hidden somewhere in the Mediterranean waters before the end of WW2. The key to the secret location is hidden in a Goya painting. ...
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Mark Davis, secret agent No. 07, is after a Nazi treasure hidden somewhere in the Mediterranean waters before the end of WW2. The key to the secret location is hidden in a Goya painting. Mark attends an art auction just in time to see the painting being bought by a lovely young woman. But soon he will discover that there are six other replicas of the painting - each in the possession of a girl, and as many international spies, art dealers, and com men behind the ladies. Mark is already an expert with young women, and now he must become one in art fakes as well.Written by
Keep your hands off this one - this is trash, and not of the charming variety.
The thought behind this production was obviously to have seven buxom starlets on the screen in skimpy dresses. While I can wholeheartedly endorse such a worthy goal, the result, sadly, leaves much to be desired. There's a ghost of a plot or rather a plethora of scenes loosely woven together by bad editing, wooden acting and a lot of screaming, giggling and shrieking, plus some acutely embarrassing chases and fistfights. In fact, after a few scenes with the girls one wishes there would be fewer of them (of the guys, too ...). The movie is not only stupid, no, it's boring.
The only redeeming qualities about this piece of trash are the two leading girls which are actually pretty, and, surprisingly, the music, which deserves a much better production to go with.
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