There you are, lying in bed, and you feel like the scene from the movie "The Fly" going, "HELP ME! HEEEELP MEEEEE!" The entire room is spinning like a roulette wheel: "Place your bets! Place your bets!" And there's the old toilet in the corner going, "Talk to me!" And you try and walk slowly, but you feel like the Elephant Man in a car wash. There's things in front of you like the stuff that scares the water off cars. You can't do it, and even your dog's looking at you, like, "You wouldn't ...