Below average series entry, though gals are attractive
Jim Powers skipped #9 in this excellent series of short story porn vignettes, and his return to the director's chair results in a ho-hum volume. I must note that his distributor JM Prods. consistently misleads in its packaging of 120 minutes as promised running time, which is never delivered -#10 runs only 96 mins. for example.
The four vignettes concern fairy tales re-imagined for XXX content. This has remained a rich vein of material for pornographers since the '70s (though now relegated largely to those shysters like Braun doing porn- parody junk) but Powers drops the ball this time.
DVD box cover girl Lexi Leigh portrays "Li'l Blow Peep", walking down the road and finding nude Dave Hardman as her sheep, yelling "Baaah!" and wearing a dumb white sheep mask. Outdoor sex includes anal, a must in these videos.
Another attractive blonde Nikki Scott stars opposite Buck Adams in "Peter Peter Pumpkin F*cker", a silly skit in which she has a three-way with Hall of Famer buck and a mustachioed twerp billed merely as "The Woodsman". Buck wears his trademark knee-pad on his left knee, I'm not sure why.
"Little Red Riding Hood" stars John Buttman Stagliano's wife Tricia Devereaux, who impresses taking on Hardman again, he dressed in a wolf costume with hole for his dick to stick out. The wolf forces Red to have sex but she's perfectly amenable after just a few nanoseconds of protest.
Finale is titled "Hey Diddle Diddle", and permits Powers to insult the viewer a bit. Ron Jeremy guest stars dressed in a Cow costume with big black and white spots like the old computer company logo, and has udders hanging out where his dick is. Candy Apples is unrecognizable with a Marine buzz cut, wearing a cat mask with whiskers, while the threesome is completed by Billy Glide wearing a silver mask representing the moon. Ron cannot resist helping us retarded viewers figure out what's going on by explaining he's the cow jumping over the moon, as he jumps back and forth over Glide's torso.
This final vignette is notable only for its clunkiness and the ineptness of the male talent, with of course no retakes permitted that might correct matters. Both big Ron and Glide cannot achieve erections (reminding me how boastful Jeremy always is concerning his and '70s peers' ability to always get wood on a moment's notice as he brags about them good old days), so they force their limp dicks into Candy by hand. This ongoing problem comes to a head (so to speak) when they attempt the required d.p., and Glide can only force-feed his tip momentarily for a couple of seconds into Candy's pussy before giving up, hardly what fans expect in a finished/released porno film.
So file this one (alongside the Powers-less #9) in the loss column of the "Perverted Stories" saga.
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