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N*u*r*s*e*s of the 407th (1984)

1980s porn parody of the classic sitcom M*A*S*H following the exploits of the staff of the titular army medical unit. This witty romp will tickle more than just your funny bone.

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Jesie St. James ...
Capt. Janet 'Hot Hips' Henderson
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Capt. Jack 'Jaybird' Anderson
Jon Martin ...
John (as John Martin)
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Cpl. Phil 'Specs' Bloomer
Kathleen Kristel ...
Pfc. Wanda Sue Mudd (as Kristin)
Lynx Canon ...
Lt. Nora Haywood
Karen Sweet ...
Nurse (as M.L. Sparks)
Tigr ...
Nurse
Misty Dawn ...
Nurse (as Laura Wren)
Bonnie Jean ...
Nurse
Rock Steadie ...
Colonel (as Brook Story)
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Major Kincade (as Jack Black)
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1980s porn parody of the classic sitcom M*A*S*H following the exploits of the staff of the titular army medical unit. This witty romp will tickle more than just your funny bone.

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War is hell... Unless you're in a trench with a wench!

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Adult | Comedy

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6 January 1984 (Denmark)  »

Also Known As:

T*i*t*s  »

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1.37 : 1
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Did You Know?

Goofs

The flag behind Cpl. Specs's (Joey Silvera) bunk bed was Cowpens flag or 3rd Maryland flag from late 18th century US which was not in use during the time of Korean war when this movie was set in. See more »

Crazy Credits

Listed in the closing credits: special effects and explosives - Jake "Lucky" Franklin (deceased) See more »

Connections

Spoofs M*A*S*H (1972) See more »

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Poor Major Kincaid, but great forgotten gem
15 February 2007 | by See all my reviews

This pornographic parody of MASH is both sexy and funny. Miles above the earlier porn spoof "Mash'd", this film not only benefits from having Jessie St. James in it of course, as she's utterly stunning, but also from some genuinely good acting and a script that doesn't just give lip service to what it's spoofing, but captures the essence of it quite well. St. James as Nurse Hot Hips Henderson is delightful and funny (the scene with her and her toy 'Mr. Penis' being an obvious standout) It's a sincere shame that Tony Kendrick didn't write or direct any other movies after this one as it's plain to see that he had talent. So yea, to sum up, this forgotten little gem of a film comes with my highest accolades.

My Grade: A


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