I SAW Jesus DIE is some other weird porn that I came across (no - not like that...), and I have no real idea what the point or purpose in it was - but what the hell - I'm always up for porn with a "twist". This one was in Danish language with no subs/dubs - so this is what I gathered:
Jesus rolls around with a group o' guys that I assume are the "disciples" or some "believers" or whatever, and relates stories what I took to be some sort of "parables" that all have sexual themes. Jesus is crucified in the end then says a bunch of unintelligible sh!t from up in heaven...
I SAW Jesus DIE was one of those films that probably would have been kinda funny or at least entertaining had I been able to understand any of it. As it is, it was dull and the sex scenes were all highly un-arousing so I got pretty much nothing out of it. Then again, it had Jesus in a porn film (though he didn't bone anyone...), so that's worth a few points...3/10
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