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Alien Blood (1999)

Not Rated | | Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi
How far would a Mother go, to get her child safely home, if home...were another planet? On the last day of the 20th Century, a story of motherly love and extreme violence.

Director:

Jon Sorensen

Writers:

Jon Sorensen (screenplay), Jon Sorensen (story)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Francesca Manning Francesca Manning ... Helene
Rebecca Stirling Rebecca Stirling ... Monique
Glyn Whiteside Glyn Whiteside ... Jouvet / Tom
Shirley Clarke Shirley Clarke ... second alien mother / MIB soldier
Robert Jackson Robert Jackson ... Alien Boy (as Robbie Jackson)
Penelope Dudley Penelope Dudley ... Elizabeth
Vanessa Stevens Vanessa Stevens ... Vickie
Catherine Whitaker Catherine Whitaker ... Marie
Karen Reay Karen Reay ... Mina
Jane Sorensen Jane Sorensen ... Rachael
Tony Hunt Tony Hunt ... James
Ross Connor Ross Connor ... Roddy the Piper
Fiona Whelan Fiona Whelan ... Extraterrestrial female
Abigail Todd Abigail Todd ... Extraterrestrial female
Howie Dodds Howie Dodds ... Fire-juggler
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Storyline

Spoof science fiction. An alien mother and her child are pursued across England by a bunch of incompetent government agents and take refuge in a house full of vampires. Homage back to the camp tone of British directors of the 1970's such as Ken Russell, (The Lair Of The White Worm), Robert Fuest, (Dr Phibes Rises Again), and Joe McGrath, (The Magic Christian). Distributed by Troma in the U.S., it contains violence, nudity and exploding bagpipes. Written by Anonymous

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They want your blood ... See more »

Genres:

Fantasy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »
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A candidate for one of the worst movies of all time.
17 February 2009 | by SoulknifeSee all my reviews

There's no way that this could be considered a good movie. The storyline is paper thin, and seems to be simply an excuse for random violence and nudity. Unfortunately for this film, neither the violence nor the nudity is particularly interesting. The fight sequences look terrible, and most of the time, you don't even see the kicks or punches hit. The actors who get hit look more like they're throwing themselves back rather than being thrown back by the force of the hit. The acting is atrocious; the dialog is sparse and poorly-delivered. Every character is two-dimensional, and you can forget about character development. In terms of special effects, this isn't just low-budget, this is almost cartoonish. Bullet holes apparently generate small squirts of stage blood, for example. The CGI is pretty bad, and consists mostly of a low-quality loop of some alien screaming every once and a while. All I can say is, don't watch this movie. There isn't a single redeeming quality about it.


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Official Sites:

Troma

Country:

UK

Language:

English | French

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Box Office

Budget:

GBP1,000,000 (estimated)
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West Coast Films See more »
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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color (Metrocolor)

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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