Alien Blood (1999)

How far would a Mother go, to get her child safely home, if home...were another planet? On the last day of the 20th Century, a story of motherly love and extreme violence.

Director:

Jon Sorensen

Writers:

Jon Sorensen (screenplay), Jon Sorensen (story)

Stars:

Francesca Manning, Rebecca Stirling, Glyn Whiteside

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Francesca Manning	...	Helene
Rebecca Stirling	...	Monique
Glyn Whiteside	...	Jouvet / Tom
Shirley Clarke	...	second alien mother / MIB soldier
Robert Jackson	...	Alien Boy (as Robbie Jackson)
Penelope Dudley	...	Elizabeth
Vanessa Stevens	...	Vickie
Catherine Whitaker	...	Marie
Karen Reay	...	Mina
Jane Sorensen	...	Rachael
Tony Hunt	...	James
Ross Connor	...	Roddy the Piper
Fiona Whelan	...	Extraterrestrial female
Abigail Todd	...	Extraterrestrial female
Howie Dodds	...	Fire-juggler

Storyline

Spoof science fiction. An alien mother and her child are pursued across England by a bunch of incompetent government agents and take refuge in a house full of vampires. Homage back to the camp tone of British directors of the 1970's such as Ken Russell, (The Lair Of The White Worm), Robert Fuest, (Dr Phibes Rises Again), and Joe McGrath, (The Magic Christian). Distributed by Troma in the U.S., it contains violence, nudity and exploding bagpipes.

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Plot Keywords:

troma | vampire | space alien | new year's eve | christmas decoration | 

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Taglines:

The Truth is Out There...Way Out There!

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Genres:

Fantasy | Horror | Sci-Fi

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Troma

Country:

UK

Language:

English French

Filming Locations:

Hay Bridge Nature Reserve, Cumbria, England, UK

Box Office

Budget:

£1,000,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

West Coast Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

80 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color (Metrocolor)

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Shot in 15 days.

User Reviews

A candidate for one of the worst movies of all time.

There's no way that this could be considered a good movie. The storyline is paper thin, and seems to be simply an excuse for random violence and nudity. Unfortunately for this film, neither the violence nor the nudity is particularly interesting. The fight sequences look terrible, and most of the time, you don't even see the kicks or punches hit. The actors who get hit look more like they're throwing themselves back rather than being thrown back by the force of the hit. The acting is atrocious; the dialog is sparse and poorly-delivered. Every character is two-dimensional, and you can forget about character development. In terms of special effects, this isn't just low-budget, this is almost cartoonish. Bullet holes apparently generate small squirts of stage blood, for example. The CGI is pretty bad, and consists mostly of a low-quality loop of some alien screaming every once and a while. All I can say is, don't watch this movie. There isn't a single redeeming quality about it.