Spoof science fiction. An alien mother and her child are pursued across England by a bunch of incompetent government agents and take refuge in a house full of vampires. Homage back to the camp tone of British directors of the 1970's such as Ken Russell, (The Lair Of The White Worm), Robert Fuest, (Dr Phibes Rises Again), and Joe McGrath, (The Magic Christian). Distributed by Troma in the U.S., it contains violence, nudity and exploding bagpipes.Written by
This movie simply should not have been made. Honestly. I cannot think of a single reason this movie should have been made. I feel sorry for the children involved in this movie as they are not old enough to be made fun of for being in it. This movie is one huge plot hole. It's simply bad. Not even the kind of bad you can make fun of. Jon Sorenson, I hate you for making this film. I cannot believe you went from working on Alien and The Dark Crystal to make this load of tripe. You must have hated working on movies and this was your way of making sure that you didn't ever get any work in the movies again. Honestly, you don't deserve to be allowed to work in a video store, or even to rent movies in a video store. You shouldn't be allowed to watch movies anymore. This doesn't deserve my writing so much about it, but IMDb requires a minimum of ten lines.
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