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Dirty Cop No Donut (1999)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Crime | Video 13 April 1999
A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

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Tim Ritter

Writer:

Tim Ritter

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Cast

Credited cast:
Joel D. Wynkoop ... Gus Kimble
Bill Cassinelli Bill Cassinelli ... Tommy
Michael Hoffman Jr. Michael Hoffman Jr. ... Arresting Officer
Andrew Gulbrandsen Andrew Gulbrandsen ... Abusive Husband
Lindsay Horgan Lindsay Horgan ... Abused Wife
Kathleen Ritter Kathleen Ritter ... Drunk Driver
Gertina Willemse Gertina Willemse ... Prostitute
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Gustavo Perez ... Detective Montrose
M. Catherine Wynkoop ... Dr. Kimberly Brooks (as M. Catherine Holseybrook)
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A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

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Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Certificate:

Not Rated
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 April 1999 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

A Low Down Dirty Cop See more »

Filming Locations:

Fort Pierce, Florida, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Twisted Illusions See more »
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Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Quotes

Gus Kimble: I got a gun! I got a badge! I'm the law - don't mess with me!
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References Candid Camera (1960) See more »

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The Ritter Masterpiece... or possibly the Wynkoop audition for Reno 911
1 February 2009 | by TromafreakSee all my reviews

There's just something about cop humor. Anything from The Andy Griffith Show to Super Troopers cracks me up every time, but, Mr. Joel D. Wynkoop, you, sir, are the man. For many years now, the antics of the Legendary Asbestos Felt had me convinced that Killing Spree was Tim Ritter's masterpiece, that is, until I recently purchased the new Special Edition DVD Of Dirty Cop No Donut. I love it. This is mean-spirited humor at its finest.

Gus Kimble is not a patient man, Gus Kimble isn't even a decent man. Somehow this guy ended up with a badge, and a gun, so people have to listen to him, right? Damn right!! Officer Gus Kimble, aka Officer Friendily is not in a good mood tonight (and probably never is), despite the fact that he's on a rather large amount of cocaine, after "busting" a drug dealer. On this night, you might want to stay out of trouble, because this guy can, and will abuse his power when ever and where ever the hell he wants, because he's the law!!

Tonight, Officer Friendily is bringing along a camera man, so he can, once and for all, show the world the dangers and difficulties of his chosen profession. Officer Friendily, above all, prides himself in being a good cop, which, obviously means he never, ever has to pay for food, or hookers, or any damn thing for that matter. Officer Friendily prefers to avoid all that boring paper work, but would rather dish out any necessary punishment the old fashion way, like roughing up drunk (female) drivers, tearing apart pawn shops for seemingly no reason, or even forcing a rapist to castrate himself at gunpoint. Whatever it takes to keep the streets safe, it's all for the greater good, right?

Wrong!! Gus Kimble is insane.

This hysterical Mock/Shockumentary is really just a spoof of Cops, which makes the fact that it was shot on video a positive, although, anything created by Tim Ritter is positively awesome, video, or not. Not everyone can just pick up a video camera, create Z-grade, and end up with a suspenseful story, an interesting script, and most of all, honest-to-God Quality. I'm convinced Tim Ritter is Florida's most talented independent filmmaker, and I hope he makes more movies. I've always found Wynkoop to be entertaining, but after witnessing his performance in Dirty Cop, I now automatically laugh whenever I see him in anything, if that's not a talented actor, then there's just no such thing. The things that come out of this guy's mouth!! You just wouldn't believe it. Wynkoop's persona as "controlling fat man on coked-out rampage" is priceless humor that must be seen to be believed. Wynkoop's endless rantings absolutely had me in tears. Joel really threw himself into this role, and it looks like he had a lot of fun doing it. Nevermind Ed Wood, you, sir, are the Joel D. Wynkoop of acting, which is far more historically significant. In fact, go ahead, Joel, have a donut, you deserve it. Yay for Twisted Illusions!! 10/10


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