Queer as Folk (1999–2000)
Andy Devine: Bernard Thomas, Barnard Thomas
Hazel Tyler : [on phone] Oh, and get some Weetabix
Vince Tyler : Thought your breakfast was twenty Bensons.
Hazel Tyler : It's for little Lord Fauntleroy.
Vince Tyler : I'm not shopping for him! What else does he want? Angel Delight? Party Rings? Nappies?
Hazel Tyler : And give me the big box of Surg, I've got double the laundry. It's all bed sheets, I'd forgotten how much teenage boys masturbate.
Vince Tyler : Mum!
Hazel Tyler : Stiff as a board!
Bernard : Hazel, don't wash 'em, I'll have 'em!
Hazel Tyler : Bernie said don't wash 'em, he'll have 'em
Vince Tyler : It's like an 0898 number!