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Things (1989)

Unrated | | Horror | Video September 1989
An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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Andrew Jordan
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Barry J. Gillis ... Don Drake / TV Maniac
Amber Lynn ... Reporter
Bruce Roach Bruce Roach ... Fred Horton
Doug Bunston Doug Bunston ... Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul Jan W. Pachul ... Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler Patricia Sadler ... Susan Drake
Gordon Lucas Gordon Lucas ... Tortured Man
Bruce Hamilton Bruce Hamilton ... In Dream
Daryn Gillis Daryn Gillis ... Reporter #2
Allison McGinnis Allison McGinnis ... Reporter #3
Jackie Seaman Jackie Seaman ... Doctor's Assistant
Jeff Payne Jeff Payne ... Hanging Man
Jessica Stewarte Jessica Stewarte ... Nude Lady
Glenn Orr Glenn Orr ... Stretcher Boy
Tom Hochman Tom Hochman ... Igor
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Storyline

An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb... See more »

Genres:

Horror

Certificate:

Unrated | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

September 1989 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Вещи See more »

Filming Locations:

Ontario, Canada See more »

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Budget:

CAD 30,000 (estimated)
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Left Field Productions See more »
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Technical Specs

Color:

Color (Super 8 & 16mm Film)| Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Amber Lynn read all her lines off of cue cards. See more »

Goofs

When a Thing bites off Doug's fingers a person's hands are clearly seen holding the Thing puppet by the sides to move it into shot. Immediately after, a person in a white shirt walks past the camera lens, who is not dressed like the two characters involved in the scene. See more »

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You have just experienced Things. See more »


Soundtracks

Gentle Breeze
Performed by Familiar Strangers
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This gave me a migraine upon first viewing but I could't turn away!
7 May 2007 | by seanmoore69See all my reviews

I literally got a headache trying to finish this movie upon first viewing but then I watched it again and again. Then I started to laugh so hard i cried. When I returned it to the video store (yes kiddies a video store this one is too bad for DVD) I had to buy it. This is beyond the worst movie ever made but it is also one of my favourites, because it is soooo bad! Much like the other posts, when people try to tell me what the worst movie ever made is I quickly bring out my copy of THINGS! There is too many bad things about this film to type so if you want a real treat search this one out! Trust me you will have to struggle through it the first couple of times but it becomes so laughable you will love it! P.S. If anyone out there knows where I can pick up a copy of Barry's follow up, "Wicked World" please let me know. I am now an addict!


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