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Things (1989)

Unrated | | Horror | Video September 1989
An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
... Don Drake / TV Maniac
... Reporter
Bruce Roach ... Fred Horton
Doug Bunston ... Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul ... Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler ... Susan Drake
Gordon Lucas ... Tortured Man
Bruce Hamilton ... In Dream
Daryn Gillis ... Reporter #2
Allison McGinnis ... Reporter #3
Jackie Seaman ... Doctor's Assistant
Jeff Payne ... Hanging Man
Jessica Stewarte ... Nude Lady
Glenn Orr ... Stretcher Boy
Tom Hochman ... Igor
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An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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Вещи  »

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CAD 30,000 (estimated)
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1.33 : 1
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Trivia

The filmmakers admitted that Amber Lynn was only included, with her scene filmed after principal photography was complete, so they could put her on the VHS and boost sales. See more »

Goofs

When a Thing bites off Doug's fingers a person's hands are clearly seen holding the Thing puppet by the sides to move it into shot. Immediately after, a person in a white shirt walks past the camera lens, who is not dressed like the two characters involved in the scene. See more »

Crazy Credits

The song 'Gentle Breeze" which is played during the ending credits,is performed by the band Familiar Strangers of which Bruce Roach is the keyboardist. See more »


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Odd Guitar
Performed by Andrew Jordan
Courtesy of Left Field Production
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I've seen bad movies, but this takes the cake!!!
16 October 2002 | by See all my reviews

I consider myself to be a bad film connisseur, but this movie is THE worst EVER!!! It's a badly made Canadian giant bug film, with even worse footage of former porno queen Amber Lynn edited between scenes as a reporter, reporting on things unassociated with this movie. Its a partial rip off of Evil Dead and Last House on Dead End Street, but without the charm of either. Watch at own risk,eh.


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