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Kdyby tisíc klarinetu

  • 19651965
  • 2h 16m
IMDb RATING
7.2/10
264
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Kdyby tisíc klarinetu (1965)
ComedyFantasyMusical
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the militar... Read allA military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
IMDb RATING
7.2/10
264
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    • Ján Rohác
    • Vladimír Svitácek
    • Ján Rohác(screenplay)
    • Jirí Suchý(play)
    • Ivan Vyskocil(uncredited)
  • Stars
    • Jana Brejchová
    • Waldemar Matuska
    • Hana Hegerová
    • Ján Rohác
    • Vladimír Svitácek
    • Ján Rohác(screenplay)
    • Jirí Suchý(play)
    • Ivan Vyskocil(uncredited)
  • Stars
    • Jana Brejchová
    • Waldemar Matuska
    • Hana Hegerová
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    • 3User reviews
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    Jana Brejchová in Kdyby tisíc klarinetu (1965)
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    Jana Brejchová
    Jana Brejchová
    • Tereza - TV director
    Waldemar Matuska
    Waldemar Matuska
    • Soldier Patrik
    Hana Hegerová
    Hana Hegerová
    • Singer Edita
    Eva Pilarová
    Eva Pilarová
    • Claudia - ward of pension
    Karel Gott
    Karel Gott
    • Benjamin Novák - singer
    Jirí Suchý
    Jirí Suchý
    • Paratrooper #1
    Jirí Slitr
    Jirí Slitr
    • Paratrooper #2
    Pavlína Filipovská
    Pavlína Filipovská
    • Pavlína - ward of pension
    Jana Malknechtová
    • Jana
    Jirí Jelinek
    Jirí Jelinek
    • Sergeant Nikolas
    Vlastimil Brodský
    Vlastimil Brodský
    • Colonel Korund
    Martin Ruzek
    Martin Ruzek
    • War Minister
    Darek Vostrel
    • Fat major
    Václav Lohniský
    Václav Lohniský
    • Old Major
    Karel Mares
    • Lieutenant Lorenz
    Rudolf Cortés
    • Officer
    Otakar Zebrák
    • Adjutant
    Jirí Bruder
    Jirí Bruder
    • Second lieutenant Max
      • Ján Rohác
      • Vladimír Svitácek
      • Ján Rohác(screenplay)
      • Jirí Suchý(play) (screenplay)
      • Ivan Vyskocil(uncredited)
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    • Connections
      Referenced in Kam zmizel ten starý song: Vladimír Postulka (2004)
    • Soundtracks
      Kam utíkás starý sneku
      Performed by Ivanka Fiserová, Rudolf Cortés, Václav Lohniský and Darek Vostrel.

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    2/10
    Silliness Prevails
    This combination of fantasy, musical, extravaganza and silliness doesn't really work. It could be a brilliant satire, a "The Good Soldier Svejk"-like grotesque; it could be something similar to Milos Forman's "The Firemen's Ball", but, unfortunately, it isn't. The basic premise had the potential; the idea of turning guns into clarinets and vice versa was a good one. However, the directors were too obsessed with playing it safe in Communist Czechoslovakia and making the viewers "have a good time". In the end, silliness prevails, and the film doesn't live up to its cult status.
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    • Tonino101
    • Feb 25, 2020

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    • Release date
      • January 29, 1965 (Czechoslovakia)
      • Czechoslovakia
      • Czech
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      • Filmové studio Barrandov
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    • 2 hours 16 minutes
      • Black and White
      • Mono

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