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Don't Go in the Woods (1981)

A maniacal murderer kills tourists in the woods.

Director:

James Bryan

Writers:

Garth Eliassen (original story), Garth Eliassen (screenplay)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Nick Cleland Nick Cleland ... Peter (as Jack McClelland)
Mary Gail Artz ... Ingrid
James P. Hayden ... Craig
Angie Brown ... Joanne
Ken Carter ... Sheriff
David Barth David Barth ... Deputy Benson
Larry Roupe Larry Roupe ... Store Owner
Aimee Martel Aimee Martel ... Artist's Child (as Amy Martell)
Tom Drury ... Maniac
Laura Trefts Laura Trefts ... Dr. Maggie
Alma Ramos Alma Ramos ... Victim - Running Girl
Carolyn Braza ... Victim - Cherry
Frank Millen ... Victim - Dick (as Frank Clitus Muller)
Jonathan Bliss Jonathan Bliss ... Victim - Bird Watcher (as Mc Cormick Dalten)
Cecilia Fannon ... Victim - Lady Artist (as Cecelia Fannon)
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Storyline

Four young campers, Craig, Peter, Ingrid and Joanie, back-pack through the mountains for a relaxing weekend in the wilderness. They are out camping in broad daylight, while someone else is killing tourists in the woods. Craig warns the others not to go into the woods alone. The hillsides are crawling with fat women huffing up hillsides, nerdy bird-watchers, and young couples. Most of whom meet gruesome ends at the hands of a deranged and growling back-woodsman with a sharp spike - who announces his presence by shaking the nearest branch and whooping. The 'happy' campers don't see a man and his wife being chucked off a cliff whilst they splash about in the river below. They enter a forest which becomes denser and darker as they progress. Peter and Ingrid fear that they are lost. Something large suddenly comes lunging forward with a gleaming machete. Craig slips dead to the ground as the machete cuts him up. Peter and the others flee screaming into the forest. The rest of the day and ... Written by Sujit R. Varma

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WARNING: This motion picture depicts scenes of graphic violence! See more »

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Horror | Thriller

Certificate:

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Principal photography took 10 days. See more »

Quotes

Singer: [theme song during the end credits] Don't go out into the woods tonight. You probably will be thrilled/Don't go out in the woods tonight. You probably will be killed. There's a friendly beast who lurks about/and likes to feast. You won't get out/without being killed and chopped up in little pieces... .
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Alternate Versions

Although fully uncut in terms of violence, the 2007 UK Film 2000 DVD is completely missing both the synthesized soundtrack and other source music. The infamous theme song (played over the closing credits) is the only music featured in the print. See more »

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Featured in Don't Go in the Woods: Cast & Crew (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

(Theme Song)
Written by H. Kingsley Thurber
Sung by H. Kingsley Thurber
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Not as bad as Headless Eyes...
25 July 2005 | by world_of_weirdSee all my reviews

...but that's like saying being kicked in the groin isn't as bad as being punched in the throat. They both hurt like crazy, it's just that one probably isn't as painful as the other. DON'T GO IN THE WOODS appears to be the retarded, illegitimate offspring of James C.Wasson's quietly unsettling NIGHT OF THE DEMON and the underrated JUST BEFORE DAWN. It's the simple story of a group of happy campers (including a bunch of whiny teens, a birdwatcher who looks like an old silent movie actor, a cripple who looks like Franklin from THE Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE, a female artist and her baby daughter, two bone-chillingly unattractive newlyweds and...you get the idea) whose weekend in the Utah wilderness is rudely interrupted by a bloodthirsty maniac who looks and sounds like Long John Silver gone native and kills people for kicks. And that's it. There's no real plot, not a scrap of characterization, no structure, no dynamic, in fact nothing to compel or even mildly interest the viewer, just endless scenes of these hapless non-actors wandering through the forest and getting killed in various unlikely ways, with blood-drenched murder scenes that resemble Monty Python's memorable spoof of Sam Peckinpah, only done on a smaller budget. As a substitute for any on-screen suspense or drama, the belching, clanking, burbling synthesizer score by H.Kingsley Thurber (love that name!) plays throughout the entire film with no let-up. I'm not joking, it doesn't stop until the end credits when we get to hear him sing an inane ditty about the murderer to the tune of 'The Teddy Bear's Picnic'! Most of the dialogue seems to have been endlessly redubbed and rearranged, which gives the proceedings a surreal, ethereal feel, and the direction and editing are not so much undisciplined as wilfully perverse - it's as if Bryan tore up the entry-level director's handbook on day one, set out to break all the rules and succeeded unequivocally. It would be churlish to point out that the budget was obviously miniscule, since wonders can be worked for a handful of change - see LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, for example - but the budget for this Z-grade splatterfest would appear to have come from the pockets of sleeping gutterbums. As a further point of interest, this film remains banned in the UK, though I can't imagine any sensible distributor paying the censors to watch this nonsense in order to receive an 18 certificate. It's a shame the old X-rating was phased out, because it would suit this film perfectly - it's X-crement from start to finish.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 November 1981 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Don't Go in the Woods... Alone! See more »

Filming Locations:

Park City, Utah, USA See more »

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Budget:

$20,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1
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