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If You Only Knew (2000)

A romantic comedy about a young man who pretends to be gay in order to rent an apartment with his dream girl. His plan backfires when she keeps trying to set him up with her male friends.

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David Snedeker

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Gary Goldstein
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Johnathon Schaech ... Parker Concorde
Alison Eastwood ... Samantha
James Le Gros ... Jack (as James LeGros)
Gabrielle Anwar ... Kate
Paul Sampson ... Matt
Annie Corley ... Joanne
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. ... Troy (as Miguel Nuñez)
David Markey David Markey ... Tom
Tiffany Fraser Tiffany Fraser ... Holly
Joey Travolta ... Newspaper Editor
Rainbeau Mars ... Kim (as Rainbow Mars)
Frank Vincent ... Gino
Lainie Kazan ... Bess
Dayna Danika Dayna Danika ... Bag Lady
Victor J. Pancerev ... Trippy Guy
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Storyline

Parker Concorde, a freelance writer by trade currently working for the Psychic Pals phone service to make ends meet, is out of a home after accidentally starting a fire to his New York City apartment. Barely able to stand sacking out at his noisy pal Jack's place, he finally finds new digs with Samantha, who only rooms with gay men. With currently no other place to live, Parker allows her mistake over his sexual orientation to pass uncorrected, which later leads her to believe she's helping him out by setting him up on dates with her gay friends. Truth is - he's falling hard for her, and somewhere between dealing with her philandering boyfriend and dating other men he needs to set the record straight. Written by statmanjeff

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Romance | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some language | See all certifications »
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Country:

Germany | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

21 June 2002 (Italy) See more »

Also Known As:

Who's on First See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Trivia

FBI Agent McCurley is given the same name as actor Doyle McCurley who plays him. The lost boy at the airport is named Alex, which is also the same name as actor Alexander Sferrazza who plays him. See more »

Goofs

Sam always seems to have a paint roller on hand to paint over her canvases and obliterate her work. The paint is always fresh and ready to apply at a moment's notice, never dried out, which is surprising since her decisions to paint over her canvases are always spontaneous, never pre-planned (which ready-to-go paint rollers would imply). See more »

Quotes

Parker Concorde: Penny for your thoughts.
Samantha: Two bucks and you're on.
Parker Concorde: Okay, but it better be good.
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References Batman Forever (1995) See more »

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If You Only Knew How Unoriginal This Movie Is
14 February 2001 | by Mitch-38See all my reviews

Formula flick of guy who wants girl, guy who will lie to get next to girl, guy who will get best friend to help in outrageous way (comedus reliefus, no?) to help deceive girl, etc. This one's been done to death, and with rare exception of a few z-rated outings, it's been done better.

Stale plot aside, the leads are attractive and there's a couple of good moments. Jonathon Schaech has done better, and his acting here came close to being phoned in. Not a complete loss, but nothing new here in this tepid affair.


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