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If You Only Knew (2000)

PG-13 | | Romance, Comedy | 21 June 2002 (Italy)
A romantic comedy about a young man who pretends to be gay in order to rent an apartment with his dream girl. His plan backfires when she keeps trying to set him up with her male friends.

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David Snedeker

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Gary Goldstein
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Johnathon Schaech ... Parker Concorde
Alison Eastwood ... Samantha
James Le Gros ... Jack (as James LeGros)
Gabrielle Anwar ... Kate
Paul Sampson ... Matt
Annie Corley ... Joanne
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. ... Troy (as Miguel Nuñez)
David Markey David Markey ... Tom
Tiffany Fraser Tiffany Fraser ... Holly
Joey Travolta ... Newspaper Editor
Rainbeau Mars ... Kim (as Rainbow Mars)
Frank Vincent ... Gino
Lainie Kazan ... Bess
Dayna Danika Dayna Danika ... Bag Lady
Victor J. Pancerev ... Trippy Guy
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Parker Concorde, a freelance writer by trade currently working for the Psychic Pals phone service to make ends meet, is out of a home after accidentally starting a fire to his New York City apartment. Barely able to stand sacking out at his noisy pal Jack's place, he finally finds new digs with Samantha, who only rooms with gay men. With currently no other place to live, Parker allows her mistake over his sexual orientation to pass uncorrected, which later leads her to believe she's helping him out by setting him up on dates with her gay friends. Truth is - he's falling hard for her, and somewhere between dealing with her philandering boyfriend and dating other men he needs to set the record straight. Written by statmanjeff

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Romance | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some language | See all certifications »
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Country:

Germany | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

21 June 2002 (Italy) See more »

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Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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$6,349
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Trivia

FBI Agent McCurley is given the same name as actor Doyle McCurley who plays him. The lost boy at the airport is named Alex, which is also the same name as actor Alexander Sferrazza who plays him. See more »

Goofs

When Parker confesses to Sam, the shadow of a boom mic slides up and down her hair. See more »

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Samantha: That's the great thing about painting. If you don't like something, you just paint right over it and start fresh.
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Not bad(yawn!)
11 November 2001 | by =G=See all my reviews

"If You Only Knew" is about a straight man (Schaech) who pretends to be gay so he can get a deal on a NYC flat and move in with a beautiful woman (Eastwood) who likes to have a gay roomie for security reasons. The flick works the premise to death, lags some in the middle, is obvious and predictable, jerks from one concocted situation to the next, but does manage to deliver a modicum of entertainment. Catch it on broadcast and give it a try. C-


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