But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
Cathy Moriarty: Mary Brown
Megan : I'm a homosexual!
Megan : I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
Mary : Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!
[group therapy applauds then embraces her]
Megan : I'm a homosex...
Mary : Okay. Go on now. Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay.
Megan : [drooling] No.
Mary : Here, put these on.
Megan : [sobbing] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. Oh, my god!
Mary : Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
Andre : Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary : Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan : Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham : I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan : Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham : We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary : Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham : My mother got married in pants.
Mary : All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph : Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary : Hilary?
Hilary : Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary : Sinead.
Sinead : I was born in France.
Mary : Clayton.
Clayton Dunn : My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan : I like balls.
Mary : Why, thank you for that Jan.
Mary : Joel?
Joel : Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
Mary : [to Graham, after she caught her making out with Megan] It's your choice: you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.
Mary : Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this. You were supposed to be the role model! Now, Get - Up - Right - Now!
Mary : Have you ever had a boyfriend?
Megan : Yes. For 2 years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular...
Graham : [interrupting, sarcastically] And he's got the biggest dick I've never seen.
Hilary : Well, um, have you ever - had sex with him?
Megan : I'm a Christian.
Hilary : It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?