The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)

Hank Azaria: Man at Duff Beer Sign, Crazy Old Man, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Kirk Van Houten, TV Voice #1, Professor Frink

Quotes 

• [Principal Skinner is having a meeting with parents, but burning Willie rushes into the room] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : Help! Please, help me!

  Principal Skinner : Willie, don't worry! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.

  Mr. Van Houten : I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.

  [before anyone could answer, the entire class looks directly at Willie, who explodes into flame and screams] 

• [after Willie explodes into flame and screams, he becomes a skeleton] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : You'll pay for this! With your children's blood!

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, right. How ya gonna get 'em, skeleton power?

  Groundskeeper Willie : I'll strike, where ya cannot protect them... In their dreams!

• Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?

  Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?

  Dr. Hibbert : No.

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Marge Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson : No.

  Selma : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Ned Flanders : No.

  Selma : No.

  Prof. John Frink : No.

  Reverend Lovejoy : No.

  Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.

• Lisa Simpson : Well, where's my dad?

  Prof. John Frink : Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...

  [Dramating lighting] 

  Prof. John Frink : ... the Third Dimension!

  Lisa Simpson : [Turns light back on]  Sorry.

  Prof. John Frink : Here is an ordinary square...

  Chief Wiggum : Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.

  Prof. John Frink : But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our own universe along the hypothetical Z-axis there.

  [All gasp in astonishment] 

  Prof. John Frink : This forms the three-dimensional object known as a cube, or a frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer.

  Homer Simpson : Help me! Are you helping me or are you going on and on?

  Prof. John Frink : Oh, yeah. And of course within we find the doomed individual.

  Chief Wiggum : Enough of your borax, Pointdexter! A man's life's at stake. We need action!

  [Fires gun at portal] 

  Chief Wiggum : Take that, you lousy dimension!

• [Homer's father, Abraham, arrives at his house wearing a diving suit] 

  Abraham Simpson : I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.

  Prof. John Frink : No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large...

  Homer Simpson : [disembodied]  Help! I don't have much time.