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Up Your Alley (1971)

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately... See full summary »

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Art Lieberman

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Harold Heckling (screenplay), Bruno Gruno (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Frank Corsentino ... Seymour
Haji ... Maria Manina
Michael Finn Michael Finn ... Grogan
Marius Mazmanian Marius Mazmanian ... Toenails
Lee McLaughlin Lee McLaughlin ... Sissy
Charles Knapp Charles Knapp ... Don Marco
Steve Raymond Steve Raymond ... The Chief
Lillian Shrewsbury Lillian Shrewsbury ... Mother
Irene Makarewicz Irene Makarewicz ... Aunt
John Bloom ... Bruno
Anthony Giger Anthony Giger ... Krown (as Tony Giger)
Parker Haig Parker Haig ... Hippie
Tyra Tashiro Tyra Tashiro ... Gardener
Luanne Roberts Luanne Roberts ... Nazi (as Luann Roberts)
Uschi Digard ... Spumoni #1 (as Uschi)
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A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack. Written by frankfob2@yahoo.com

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They Gonna Kill You With Laffs! See more »

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Comedy | Crime

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 February 1971 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Bang, Bang, the Mafia Gang See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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What happens when you combine breasts, mafia, and catering
10 August 2019 | by sinful-2See all my reviews

First of all. If you do not like real low budget movies then skip this one.

Are you offended by seeing breasts then this movie will make you boil. you will see more breasts in this movie than in most movies I have seen. But again there are no real sexual situation. you will find that much more detailed in many conventional movies.

I had no idea why this movie had entered my movie list, and in the start I did initially not like it a lot. But it had some bizarre attraction. I did plan to turn it off. Then somehow after I guess 10 minutes I got a bit intrigued anyway and decided to continue.

Is the story great? No - But I have seen award winning movies with less story. There is not really so much focus on the smugling part even though the movie evolves around it.

Is there any character development? Nope.

In the start I did find this movie 0% funny. But later in the movie there was some bizarre situations where I just could not help smiling or laughing. maybe because it was funny or maybe because I was baffled by how any writer could get to that end line.

Would I recommend it? For most people absolutely no. Do you enjoy weird low budget movies and don't mind a few breasts and bizarre humor then give it a try if it pops up on a television near you.


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