I was summoned to Tehran to help prepare for the conference. And when I arrived, there was nobody there. Sure enough, I spoke to Admiral Leahy, and he said, "Are you coming?" and I said, "No, we're not coming. We're going to an American mission." And when I said that to Molotov, I thought he'd just... uh... fry me ALIVE. And he'd say, "What the... ," and he'd get all the four-letter words I'd never heard in my life that were spilled over me, and he'd say, "Who the hell are you here anyway? ...