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Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy | 24 September 1999 (USA)
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Director:

Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dennis Rodman ... Simon
Dane Cook ... Nick Miranda
John Pinette ... Micro
Ricky Harris ... Macro
Filip Nikolic Filip Nikolic ... Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
Natalia Cigliuti ... Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund Emma Wiklund ... The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon Jérôme Pradon ... Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ... Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux Henry Courseaux ... Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch Igor De Savitch ... Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day Clayton Day ... William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory Jean-Michel Dagory ... Frenais
Pierre Madengar Pierre Madengar ... Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders Kevin Alyn Elders ... British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders)
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

It Ain't Over Til ... (Simon Sez) See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Country:

Germany | Belgium | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 1999 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$185,472, 26 September 1999, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$292,152, 3 October 1999
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Dolby Digital | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." See more »

Quotes

Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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References The Silence of the Lambs (1991) See more »

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Too Hype (Say What?)
Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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Entertainingly awful low-budget production
8 July 2002 | by Martin_WSee all my reviews

If you're a fan of low-budget action movies such as the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, this may be just the film for you. This is the kind of film where you don't laugh at the jokes because they are funny, you laugh at them because they are pathetic attempts to be funny. Instead of interestingly following the plot, you sit back and laugh at the stupidity of it. Also, naturally, amazingly bad acting attempts of Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook and Emma Sjöberg make this movie the complete garbage that it is.

But all this is also why you would want to see this film. I was never bored while watching this film, believe it or not this film is actually packed with action sequences. The director probably realized that neither the "acting" or the "plot" would make this movie enjoyable, even for even one second. And while the action is not well done by any means, it atleast keeps you awake and steals some of your time.


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