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Simon Sez (1999)

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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Director:

Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dennis Rodman ... Simon
Dane Cook ... Nick Miranda
John Pinette ... Micro
Ricky Harris ... Macro
Filip Nikolic Filip Nikolic ... Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
Natalia Cigliuti ... Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund Emma Wiklund ... The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon Jérôme Pradon ... Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ... Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux Henry Courseaux ... Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch Igor De Savitch ... Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day Clayton Day ... William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory Jean-Michel Dagory ... Frenais
Pierre Madengar Pierre Madengar ... Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders Kevin Alyn Elders ... British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders)
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

It Ain't Over Til ... (Simon Sez) See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

Germany | Belgium | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 1999 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$185,472, 26 September 1999, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$292,152, 3 October 1999
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

Simon shoves a bad guy (wearing a red jacket) out an office window. The guy goes out backward. The next shot, from above, shows a dummy falling face-first. The next shot shows the stuntman falling backward again, obviously on a safety wire. See more »

Quotes

Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...
[Silence]
Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
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Too Hype (Say What?)
Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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Bad
12 September 2004 | by frankwhatSee all my reviews

This reeked of a bomb, yet I had to watch it because Dennis Rodman movies always provide that so bad it's good theme going for them. This one was no exception: terrible acting, bad music, and an even worse plot are all repertory examples. This was the worst out of the 3 legitimate movies he was in ("Double Team" and "Cutaway" were slightly better because they either had better actors in it to somewhat make up for the loss or at least fairly suitable dialog). But in this the one-liners just fell flat and weren't even laughable for how bad they were. It's good I saw this so if by some chance there was another unfortunate such as myself that saw this as well we can ever so delightfully bash it together. Such a bad movie!

Final put-down:

Movies : NO! It was released straight to video anyways.

DVD Purchase : You've got to be kiddin' me.

Rental : If you say so.


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