Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
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Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)
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| Dennis Rodman | ... | Simon | |
| Dane Cook | ... | Nick Miranda | |
| John Pinette | ... | Micro | |
| Ricky Harris | ... | Macro | |
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Filip Nikolic | ... | Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch) |
| Natalia Cigliuti | ... | Claire Fence | |
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Emma Wiklund | ... | The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg) |
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Jérôme Pradon | ... | Ashton |
| Xin Xin Xiong | ... | Xin Xin (Bodyguard) | |
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Henry Courseaux | ... | Bernard Gabrielli |
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Igor De Savitch | ... | Colonel Jacques Telore |
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Clayton Day | ... | William Fence |
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Jean-Michel Dagory | ... | Frenais |
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Pierre Madengar | ... | Etiophian Vendor |
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Kevin Alyn Elders | ... | British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders) |
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
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Language:
EnglishRelease Date:
24 September 1999 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
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Budget:
$10,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend USA:
$185,472, 26 September 1999, Limited ReleaseGross USA:
$292,152, 3 October 1999Company Credits
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Global Entertainment Productions GmbH & Company Medien KG, Signature Pictures See more »
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TV 3, a "quality" TV channel here in Sweden, recently decided to have a bottom 100-marathon and showed BOTH Gigli and this turkey during the same night. Now, I don't know any of TV3's producers personally, but it seems to me like they're torturing us rather than entertaining us. Simon Sez is a "comedy" so offensively stupid, it makes the Scary Movie series look like Bergman films. It seems to have been written by six year olds, for six year olds, but the foul language and violence would be too much for kids, so what was the target demographic, anyway? Oh right, idiots.
Dennis Rodman, professional basketball player (which is always a good sign) stars as Simon, a secret agent of some kind. He takes part in a kidnapping gone wrong. I won't waste any more time explaining the plot because it couldn't have taken more than a few seconds to write it. Simon is accompanied on his mission by annoying white sidekick Nick Miranda (played by excruciatingly unfunny Dane Cook), who desperately wants to be Jim Carrey, and a sexy Emma Sjöberg.
This is not a good movie. It's over-flooded by dumb action, hilariously retarded lines, and annoying characters. My favourite is the English/French/something villain Jérôme Pradon who wants to blow up the Eiffel Tower ("Why? Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!"). Best line since "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". Seriously.
Even the special effects suck. Avoid! And TV3, how about a Coleman Francis marathon next Sunday?