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Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy | 24 September 1999 (USA)
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Director:

Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dennis Rodman ... Simon
Dane Cook ... Nick Miranda
John Pinette ... Micro
Ricky Harris ... Macro
Filip Nikolic Filip Nikolic ... Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
Natalia Cigliuti ... Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund Emma Wiklund ... The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon Jérôme Pradon ... Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ... Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux Henry Courseaux ... Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch Igor De Savitch ... Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day Clayton Day ... William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory Jean-Michel Dagory ... Frenais
Pierre Madengar Pierre Madengar ... Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders Kevin Alyn Elders ... British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders)
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

It Ain't Over Til ... (Simon Sez) See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

Germany | Belgium | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 1999 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$185,472, 26 September 1999, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$292,152, 3 October 1999
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

Simon shoves a bad guy (wearing a red jacket) out an office window. The guy goes out backward. The next shot, from above, shows a dummy falling face-first. The next shot shows the stuntman falling backward again, obviously on a safety wire. See more »

Quotes

Simon: A potato?
Nick Miranda: Yeah!
Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?
Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!
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Time to Get Busy
Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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No. No. No. Bad film. Very bad film!

The acting is amongst some of the worst I've seen in a while, especially from Dennis Rodman. What's that Dennis Rodman a bad actor? Yes! and as hard as it is to believe his 'hilarious' sidekick Nick is almost as bad! Not to mention annoying. I'm not just talking Jar-Jar Binks annoying here, he takes it to a whole new level!

The one redeeming feature about this movie is that some of the action seqences are quite well done. But good action scenes does not a good movie make.

If you like bad acting, bad dialouge and wasting your time then by all means watch this. You won't be dissapointed!


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