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Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy | 24 September 1999 (USA)
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Director:

Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dennis Rodman ... Simon
Dane Cook ... Nick Miranda
John Pinette ... Micro
Ricky Harris ... Macro
Filip Nikolic Filip Nikolic ... Michael Gabrielli
Natalia Cigliuti ... Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund ... The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon Jérôme Pradon ... Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ... Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux Henry Courseaux ... Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch Igor De Savitch ... Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day Clayton Day ... William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory Jean-Michel Dagory ... Frenais
Pierre Madengar Pierre Madengar ... Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders Kevin Alyn Elders ... British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders)
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

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The game's not over until... See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." See more »

Quotes

The Dancer: Job this!
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Referenced in Nostalgia Critic Real Thoughts: The Ernest Movies (2015) See more »

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Chika Boom
Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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Avoid this movie at all Cost!!!!!!!!
28 September 1999 | by movieman-41See all my reviews

Not only is this an awful movie, it ranks on my bottom 10 of all time. I had very low expectations when I went in to this movie. (I had nothing else to see at the time I was there)This movie is so much worst than I thought possible. I would rather go and watch paint dry than see this again. The sidekick (Nick played by Dane Cook) is so bad that I think that Rob Schneider's part in "Knock Off" was an Oscar performance by comparison. There is not one person in this waste of 90 min of film that can act. Yet it is not bad in the spirit of Airplane. It is just BAD BAD BAD. There is no plot, story or acting. Enough said. You have been warned. Stay away at all costs.


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Country:

Germany | Belgium | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 1999 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$185,472, 26 September 1999

Gross USA:

$292,152

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$292,152
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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