Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
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Kevin Alyn Elders (as Kevin Elders)
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Title: Simon Sez (1999)
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Cast
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| Dennis Rodman | ... | Simon | |
| Dane Cook | ... | Nick Miranda | |
| John Pinette | ... | Micro | |
| Ricky Harris | ... | Macro | |
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Filip Nikolic | ... | Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch) |
| Natalia Cigliuti | ... | Claire Fence | |
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Emma Wiklund | ... | The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg) |
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Jérôme Pradon | ... | Ashton |
| Xin Xin Xiong | ... | Xin Xin (Bodyguard) | |
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Henry Courseaux | ... | Bernard Gabrielli |
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Igor De Savitch | ... | Colonel Jacques Telore |
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Clayton Day | ... | William Fence |
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Jean-Michel Dagory | ... | Frenais |
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Pierre Madengar | ... | Etiophian Vendor |
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Kevin Alyn Elders | ... | British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders) |
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
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Language:
EnglishRelease Date:
24 September 1999 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
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Box Office
Budget:
$10,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend USA:
$185,472, 26 September 1999, Limited ReleaseGross USA:
$292,152, 3 October 1999Company Credits
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Global Entertainment Productions GmbH & Company Medien KG,Signature Pictures See more »
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1.85 : 1
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Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Simon: Why?
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
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Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »Goofs
In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." See more »Quotes
Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Simon: Why?
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
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This reeked of a bomb, yet I had to watch it because Dennis Rodman movies always provide that so bad it's good theme going for them. This one was no exception: terrible acting, bad music, and an even worse plot are all repertory examples. This was the worst out of the 3 legitimate movies he was in ("Double Team" and "Cutaway" were slightly better because they either had better actors in it to somewhat make up for the loss or at least fairly suitable dialog). But in this the one-liners just fell flat and weren't even laughable for how bad they were. It's good I saw this so if by some chance there was another unfortunate such as myself that saw this as well we can ever so delightfully bash it together. Such a bad movie!
Final put-down:
Movies : NO! It was released straight to video anyways.
DVD Purchase : You've got to be kiddin' me.
Rental : If you say so.