Stuart Little (1999) Poster

(1999)

Steve Zahn: Monty

Quotes 

  • Monty, the Mouth : You know, I'm not picky as long as it ain't meat loaf. That stuff gives me gas, something awful.

    Snowbell : I'm sorry, it's meat loaf.

    Monty, the Mouth : Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Load me up and light a match!

    Snowbell : [Monty tries to go into the kitchen, but Snowbell tries stopping him, so he won't see Stuart and possibly humiliate him]  No, Monty. Stop. You don't wonna do that.

    Monty, the Mouth : Why? I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets. Like a little gas is gonna bother me.

    [he walks through the cat door to the kitchen] 

    Snowbell : No, wait. Don't!

  • Monty, the Mouth : [while Stuart is hugging Snowball]  Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help to think that this is wrong.

    Smokey : What the hell's going on here?

    Snowbell : Urrrrm... Listen, Smokey... I want to quit this whole thing off... okay?

    Smokey : Too late!

  • Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down]  Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!

    Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!

    Stuart Little : Oh dear!

    Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!

    Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!

    [Snowbell snaps the branch] 

    Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!

    Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?

    Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!

    Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?

    Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah I'm okay.

    Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!

    Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?

    [Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further] 

    Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?

    Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land

    [he pushes the branch further] 

    Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?

    Snowbell : On your feet!

    [the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water] 

    Lucky , Monty, the Mouth , Red : Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

    [all three cats splash in the water] 

  • Monty, the Mouth : Aren't you gonna' run?

    Stuart Little : Why?

    Monty, the Mouth : 'cause you're a mouse.

    Stuart Little : I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.

    Monty, the Mouth : A mouse with a pet cat?

    [rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again] 

    Stuart Little : I guess that's pretty funny!

    Monty, the Mouth : Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!

    [laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed] 

    Monty, the Mouth : Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!

    Snowbell : Ah, the humiliation!

    [to Stuart] 

    Snowbell : I'm going to kill you!

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