Stuart Little (1999)

Chazz Palminteri: Smokey

Quotes 

• Snowbell : Didn't your mother warn you that you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night?

  Smokey : My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night.

• Smokey : How you doing? You must be Stuart.

  Stuart Little : Actually... I must be going.

  [Gets back into his little car] 

  Lucky : What's your hurry, Murray?

  Red : Yeah, where ya going, Murray - - Urm Stuart. What's his name?

• Smokey : Say good night... Tinkerbell.

  [Snowbell gulps] 

  Stuart Little : Hey, Smokey! His name is Snowbell!

  [Smacks him off the tree with a branch, Smokey screaming] 

• Snowbell : You think you could help me?

  Smokey : Consider it done.

  Snowbell : Thank-you Mister Smokey sir, how could I ever think you?

  Smokey : Don't worry Tinkerbell, anytime.

  Snowbell : Tinkerbell! Ha Ha, He called me Tinkerbell! You're a funny guy!

  Smokey : Yeah, whatever. HOUSE CATS, Sheesh!

• [while the alley cats are chasing Stuart in the roadster] 

  Lucky : I hope he runs out of gas!

  Red : I hope you do!

  Lucky : Why don't you run to the back?

  Red : I can't help it! I have a nervous stomach!

  Smokey : And I have an empty stomach! Now, get that mouse!

• Snowbell : He's not just a mouse! He's... He's... he's family.

  Smokey : Oh yeah. ha ha ha... I can see the resemblence...

  [laughs evilly] 

• Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down]  Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!

  Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!

  Stuart Little : Oh dear!

  Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!

  Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!

  [Snowbell snaps the branch] 

  Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!

  Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?

  Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!

  Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?

  Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah I'm okay.

  Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!

  Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?

  [Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?

  Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land

  [he pushes the branch further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?

  Snowbell : On your feet!

  [the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water, all three cats screaming and splash in the water] 

• Monty, the Mouth : [while Stuart is hugging Snowball]  Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help to think that this is wrong.

  Smokey : What the hell's going on here?

  Snowbell : Urrrrm... Listen, Smokey... I want to quit this whole thing off... okay?

  Smokey : Too late!