Stuart Little (1999)
Nathan Lane: Snowbell
Snowbell : I lied, okay? Welcome to Manhattan!
Stuart Little : You seem tense!
Snowbell : Tense? Oh, I'm - I'm way, way past tense
Stuart Little : Well, maybe I could help. Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.
Snowbell : How'd you like to rub it from the INSIDE, mouse-boy?
Stuart Little : I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.
Snowbell : A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.
Stuart Little : Can we share them?
Snowbell : Read my furry pink lips. "No!"
Snowbell : I can't believe I'm arguing with lunch.
Monty, the Mouth : You know, I'm not picky as long as it ain't meat loaf. That stuff gives me gas, something awful.
Snowbell : I'm sorry, it's meat loaf.
Monty, the Mouth : Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Load me up and light a match!
Snowbell : [Monty tries to go into the kitchen, but Snowbell tries stopping him, so he won't see Stuart and possibly humiliate him] No, Monty. Stop. You don't wonna do that.
Monty, the Mouth : Why? I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets. Like a little gas is gonna bother me.
[he walks through the cat door to the kitchen]
Snowbell : No, wait. Don't!
Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down] Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!
Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!
Stuart Little : Oh dear!
Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!
Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!
[Snowbell snaps the branch]
Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!
Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?
Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!
Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?
Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah I'm okay.
Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!
Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?
[Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further]
Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?
Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land
[he pushes the branch further]
Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?
Snowbell : On your feet!
[the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water, all three cats screaming and splash in the water]
Monty, the Mouth : Aren't you gonna' run?
Stuart Little : Why?
Monty, the Mouth : 'cause you're a mouse.
Stuart Little : I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.
Monty, the Mouth : A mouse with a pet cat?
[rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again]
Stuart Little : I guess that's pretty funny!
Monty, the Mouth : Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!
[laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed]
Monty, the Mouth : Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!
Snowbell : Ah, the humiliation!
Snowbell : I'm going to kill you!