Oh gawwwwd what a nightmare! Premise is a pair of cops, who are also secretly 'ninja', are trying to get the goods on a crime boss, who is only ever mentioned by name and never seen and guards his person with an army of thugs and..you guessed it..ninja. Okay, lets start with the transformation sequence each ninja goes through, changing from their civilian guise to ninjas. This is accomplished by waving their hands in the air in whats meant to be, I assume, a mystical fashion. Theres a puff of smoke and voila, instant ninja, complete with brightly colored costume (the main characters is bright yellow, his partners, blue) and headband with a little ninja logo that has NIN on one side and JA on the other. Yes, they actually wear handbands that say 'Ninja', in case we're not sure. Then there usually ensues a martial arts duel thats 90% camera work and cheesy sound fx. The story is weak, the fights are _barely_ coreographed and drag on forever, the sound quality is terrible, the sets are anywhere they couldn't get thrown out of. There are also a few spontaneously introduced characters who have nothing to do with the plot per se, but provide a few more badass (*snicker*) 'martial artists' to pad out the listless fight scenes. And the acting is _sickly_. I give this steaming pile two thumbs...BURIED IN THE SAND!!! Don't see this. Do not seek it out, do not watch it on a dare, for gods sake don't pay money for it, just don't.