Hollow Man (2000)
Quotes
Sebastian: Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?
Matt: Stop clowning around
Sebastian: No come on this is a good one. Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. he's faster than a speeding bullet, right? So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me." That's funny right?
Matt: hmm
Sebastian: C'mon, guys. That's funny.
Sebastian: You know what, Matt? It's amazing what you can do... when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror any more.
Matt: My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.
[Sebastian is driving home, and stops at a light. A boy and girl in the car beside him see him]
Boy in Car: Hey, look. Look! Look at that.
Girl in Car: Man, he's weird.
[Sebastian lifts his shades, to show his hollow eyes; and opens his mouth, to show his hollow mouth]
Boy in Car: Mom! Mommy!
[girl screams]
Boy in Car: Look!
Mom: What?
Boy in Car: A ghost!
Mom: Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing out there.
Carter: Oh, I'd suck the tits right off of you.
[Dr. Kramer has stepped out by his pool. He lights his pipe and inadvertently blows smoke in Sebastian's face, briefly outlining it]
Sebastian: Hi, Boss.
Sebastian: You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.
[Isabelle has been made visible and put in her cage]
Matt: Man, look how peaceful she is.
Sarah: Yeah, if I didn't know better, I'd say nothing happened to her.
Sebastian: Yes, so let's schedule a vivisection for Monday. I want to check her neural pathways.
Sarah: You just brought her back, and now you're gonna slice up her brain?
Sebastian: I'm not runnin' a goddamn zoo! All right?
Sarah: You're a fucking unethical bastard.
Matt: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's kidding.
[to Sebastian]
Matt: Tell her you're kidding, right?
Sebastian: Right. I don't want to cut her up for another few weeks.
Linda: Did you see that?
Matt: Sebastian, can you hear me?
Sebastian: ...The lights! Turn off the... lights!
[Linda and Matt turn the lights]
Sebastian: I can't close my eyes.
Linda: You can, but your eyelids are transparent.
Sebastian: It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.
[Linda pushes on Sebastian's chest]
Linda: You're here.
Linda: Let me tell you a little secret. The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing then Sebastian himself.
Sebastian: I can't take much more testing.
Matt: I know how hard it is.
Sebastian: Bullshit. You don't know anything.
Matt: This isn't easy for any of us.
Sebastian: Fuck you, Matt! It *is* easy for you. I was to be in phase-shift for three days. It's been ten fucking days, all right? Ten days of tissue tests, radiation tests and your fucking needles! I can't fucking take it anymore.
Matt: What I meant was...
Sebastian: Fuck what you meant! And don't ever... Don't ever tell me how hard you have it.
Sebastian: If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step!
Linda: What bothers you most? That you don't have a life... or that I do?
[Sebastian is about to inject himself with the serum. He takes off his robe and he's naked. Linda and Sarah smirk]
Sebastian: Ladies, please, this is science.
Dr. Kramer: I'm going to call out the scientific council.
Matt: Is there anything we can do in the meantime?
Dr. Kramer: How about clearing out your offices?
Linda: For what is worth, we're both very sorry.
Dr. Kramer: It's a little a late for apologies.
Mrs. Kramer: What's the problem?
Dr. Kramer: Just a screw-up at work!
Mrs. Kramer: How bad?
Dr. Kramer: Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.
Linda McKay: [to Sebastian] You think you're God? I'll show you God!
[first lines]
Sebastian: [another failed molecule design] Damn it!
Sebastian: You have no idea how much fun this is.
