Oh honey I know. But... I love Christmas. And... well, what do you think I should get you for Christmas?
Anything except for mittens and underwear; I hate mittens and underwear. That's what I used to get when I was a kid. What should I get you?
Oh, I don't know. Every day is like Christmas with you honey. Why don't you... surprise me?
Okay. We're not going to have sex tonight. I have a headache.
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