Happy, Texas (1999)

Jeremy Northam: Harry

Quotes 

• Sheriff Chappy Dent : I guess like, like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.

  Harry Sawyer : There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.

• Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : Why did the armadillo cross the road?

  Harry Sawyer : Why?

  Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : [Holds up dead armadillo]  It didn't. Look, see?

• Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets.

  Harry Sawyer : Traveling midget tailors?

  Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : Yeah, ya think?

  Harry Sawyer : No.

• Harry Sawyer : So we're gay. How hard can that be?

  Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex...

  Harry Sawyer : What?

  Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. : 'Not gay' written all over me.

• Josephine McClintock : The last man in that safe who didn't work here, my Daddy shot in his tracks.

  Harry Sawyer : I understand that's the most painful place to be shot in.

• Josephine McClintock : I guess I should be flattered by your stalking.

  Harry Sawyer : There's such a fine line between... stalking and, and being attentive, and I was - I don't know - going for being attentive.

• [to Josephine through the prison fence] 

  Harry Sawyer : Don't make me come after you, they'll shoot me!

• Josephine McClintock : [while climbing out of the cab while towing the RV]  What are you DOING?

  Harry Sawyer : [while climbing out of the RV onto the towline]  I'm trying to save you!

  Josephine McClintock : Well, knock it off! I'm trying to save YOU!