Liesel Matthews: Ears
Jessie 'Ears' : Fuck off, fuck all you guys, FUCK!
Sheriff : Here ya go.
[the sheriff gives Ears a hot dog]
Jessie 'Ears' : [Quietly] Thanks.
Sheriff : You know every time you order a hot dog with Sauerkraut on it theirs something going on.
Sheriff : What is it this time?
Jessie 'Ears' : Why are people so stupid? I mean no one ever does what you think their gonna do, then they end up dumping on you. Does that ever happen to you?
Sheriff : Every day. Gettin' dumped on what they pay me for.
Jessie 'Ears' : Wish I was old enough to get out of this place. I'm sick of hanging around with a bunch of immature brats.
Sheriff : Oh, honey. Don't grow up so darn fast. I know you think your ready to hit the road once you have to understand that when you start makin' those kind of choices you can't ever stop.
Jessie 'Ears' : But it's different now Dad. It's not like when your were a kid.
Sheriff : No, every kid thinks that, every kid thinks, that when something happens to them its the first time that it's ever happened to anybody. But I guarantee ya there was some kid in Roman Empire that felt exactly they way your felling right now.
Jessie 'Ears' : So me getting dumped on isn't anything new either. Alright I'm gonna go.
Sheriff : OK.
Jessie 'Ears' : Thanks.
Sheriff : Hm-hm.
[Ears kisser her dad on the cheek]
Sheriff : Listen, don't be late for supper.
Jessie 'Ears' : OK, I won't.