Charlie's Angels (2000) Poster

Drew Barrymore: Dylan Sanders



  • Chad : Is it the eggs?

    Dylan : It's not the eggs.

    Chad : Is it the boat?

    Dylan : No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.

    Chad : Is it the Chad?

    Dylan : It might be the Chad.

    Chad : The Chad... It's the Chad!

    [Chad falls into the water] 

  • [ordering at the drive through] 

    Dylan : I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?

  • [one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door] 

    Bosley : What do you call this?

    Dylan : Chinese fighting muffin.

    Bosley : That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

  • Charlie : Good morning, angels.

    Dylan , Natalie , Alex : Good morning, Charlie!

  • Natalie : Where's Knox? Is he OK?

    Dylan : He's fine. He's the bad guy.

  • Alex : Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.


    Dylan : [quietly]  Ow.

    Alex : You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?

    Red Star Systems Techie : I said the coke machine should be free.

    Alex : Why?

    Red Star Systems Techie : Because caffeine helps us program.

  • Chad : Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?

    Dylan : No the Chad was great.

    Chad : The Chad was great.

  • Dylan : And that's kicking your ass!

  • [mocking Eric Knox] 

    Dylan : I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.

  • Dylan : Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.

  • Pasqual : You crazy bastard!

    Dylan : [as Mr. Jones]  I think you mean crazy bitch.

  • [last lines] 

    Dylan : To Charlie.

    Alex : To Charlie.

    Natalie : To Charlie.

    Bosley : To Charlie.

    [falls over] 

    Bosley : Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!

  • Chad : Good morning Starfish.

    Dylan : Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad.

  • Dylan : Hold that thought.

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