South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Poster

Isaac Hayes: Chef



  • Chef : Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

    General : I don't listen to hip-hop.

  • Chef : [singing]  Everything worked out what a happy end. Americans and Canadians are friends again. So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.

    Cartman , Kyle , Stan : Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

    Mrs. Cartman , Sheila Broflovski : 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet.

    Sheila Broflovski : Super sweet.

    everyone : Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash...

    Cartman , Kyle , Stan : Kick-ass!

    everyone : Mountain... town!

  • General : Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!

    [all the African American members put up their hands including Chef] 

    General : You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".

    Chef : Hey, wait a minute...

    General : Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?

    [all the White soldiers raise their hands] 

    General : Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?

    [Chef raises his hand] 

    General : Yes Soldier?

    Chef : Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

    General : I don't listen to hip-hop!

    Chef : Hey!

  • Satan : You have spilled the blood of the innocent. Now begins two million years of Darkness.

    Chef : Oh, good job Mrs. Broslofski. Thanks a lot!

  • [singing] 

    Chef : So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.

  • Satan : You have spilt the blood of the innocence, now begins 2,000,000 years of darkness!

    Chef : [sarcastically]  Oh, good job, Mrs. Broslofski! Thanks a lot!

    Sheila Broslofski : [innocently]  I was just trying to make the world a better place for children!

    Saddam Hussein : Yeah, and brought enough intolerence in the world to allow my coming. Now everyone bow down to me!

    [the Canadians and Americans do so] 

    Saddam Hussein : [laughs]  Yeah!

  • Chef : [singing]  Everything worked out/What a happy end/Canadians and Americans are friends again.

  • Stan : Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?

    Chef : Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.

    Stan : Huh?

    Chef : Whoops.

  • Cartman : You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up. He was scared out of his mind.

    Kyle : Shut up, Cartman!

    Cartman : No dude, I'd be scared too, your mom is a fucking bitch.

    Kyle : Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!

    Cartman : Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch!

    Chef : Whoa, children! Where did you learn to talk like that?

    Cartman : It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?

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