Stephen Baldwin: Barney Rubble
Gazoo : I come from a planet too far for you to fathom and a civilization too advanced for you to comprehend.
Barney Rubble : Wait a minute, Fred. I bet, we get wishes!
Gazoo : Pardon?
Barney Rubble : Yeah. We let you out of the fancy bottle and now we get wishes, right?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started. What do we have to rub?
Gazoo : Nahan, I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?
Barney Rubble : Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble.
Barney Rubble : [defending Fred to everyone after he's been accused of robbery] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe... Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?
[lifts Fred's hand up in the air where the combination is written]
Fred Flintstone : [jerks away] Aw, great. Now, everybody's seen it.
Barney Rubble : Huh. Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help.
Chip Rockefeller : Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice.
Barney Rubble : You're welcome.
[pauses and realizes]
Barney Rubble : What?
Chip Rockefeller : Take them both away!
[the officers takes Fred and Barney to jail, Everybody cheers]
Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...
Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
Towel Confessor : [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!
Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...
Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
[Everybody gasps and groans]
Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...
Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?
Betty O'Shale : Wilma!
Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
Fred Flintstone : Low-life!
Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
[Dinosaur Confessor walks away]