The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) Poster

Stephen Baldwin: Barney Rubble

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Quotes 

  • Fred Flintstone : Hey, was that an insult?

    Gazoo : Well, if the shoe fits...

    Barney Rubble : What's a shoe?

    Gazoo : Than I guess it *was* an insult.

  • Gazoo : I come from a planet too far for you to fathom and a civilization too advanced for you to comprehend.

    Barney Rubble : Wait a minute, Fred. I bet, we get wishes!

    Gazoo : Pardon?

    Barney Rubble : Yeah. We let you out of the fancy bottle and now we get wishes, right?

    Fred Flintstone : Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started. What do we have to rub?

    Gazoo : Nahan, I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?

  • Barney Rubble : Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble.

  • Fred Flintstone : My name is Fred Flintstone. F-L-I-N...

    Barney Rubble : T

    Fred Flintstone : Stone

  • Barney Rubble : [defending Fred to everyone after he's been accused of robbery]  Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe... Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?

    [lifts Fred's hand up in the air where the combination is written] 

    Fred Flintstone : [jerks away]  Aw, great. Now, everybody's seen it.

    Barney Rubble : Huh. Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help.

    [laughs] 

    Chip Rockefeller : Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice.

    Barney Rubble : You're welcome.

    [pauses and realizes] 

    Barney Rubble : What?

    Chip Rockefeller : Take them both away!

    [the officers takes Fred and Barney to jail, Everybody cheers] 

  • Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...

    [Everybody gasps] 

    Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.

    Towel Confessor : [sobs]  I stole all the towels in my room!

    Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...

    Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!

    [Everybody gasps and groans] 

    Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...

    Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!

    [Everybody laughs] 

    Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.

    Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?

    Betty O'Shale : Wilma!

    Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...

    Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.

    Fred Flintstone : Low-life!

    Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?

    Chip Rockefeller , Wilma Slaghoople , Betty O'Shale , Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Mick Jagged , Roxie : NO!

    [Dinosaur Confessor walks away] 

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