Jennifer Rhodes credited as playing...
- Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
- Piper: Do I need to?
- Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
- [Piper and Leo look sheepish]
- Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
- [Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
- Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
- Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
- Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.
- Phoebe: So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
- Grams: Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
- Phoebe: [Indicates Chris] Well, why does he get to?
- Chris: Because I know what I'm doing.
- Grams: Not from where I'm standing.
- Grams: Piper blew up the wolf from inside. Although it took her long enough.
- Piper: Hey, back off Grams, I just saved your ass.
- [upon meeting Grams for the first time]
- Paige: No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?
- Grams: Oh, I'm over that.
- Chris: In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done.
- Grams: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?
- [Paige has just been revived after eating Snow White's poison apple]
- Paige: Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
- Grams: You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common.
- Grams: You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?
- Phoebe: Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
- Grams: Fine.
- Grams: You and Paige moved out? When?
- Phoebe: Uh, a few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
- Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?
- [Green blob is growing rapidly on Chris, trapping him]
- Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter.
- [aside, to Leo]
- Grams: You know, he doesn't look very qualified for the job.
