Julian McMahon credited as playing...
- Cole: You're pregnant?
- Piper: I was, but now I think Leo is.
- Cole: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
- Phoebe: With my demon ex-husband from hell?
- [Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out]
- Cole: Put it down. Gently.
- Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
- Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
- Paige: You used to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
- Cole: Yeah.
- Paige: Insert joke here.
- Cole: I'm goin' straight to hell cause it's got to be a sin to look THIS good.
- Cole: [Cole and Leo went to the Underworld without telling the Charmed ones] Ok, I know you're angry, but before you say anything, we found out that the faction is led by a Warlock named Devlin.
- Phoebe: Hmmm... he looked more like a Joe to me.
- Piper: How can you be so evil?
- Cole: It's a gift.
- Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
- Cole: She flashed.
- Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
- Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.
- Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
- Phoebe: Will your friends be staying for dinner?
- Cole: I'm going to have a hard enough time convincing them to stay 'til the end of the meeting if you don't stop threatening to kill them.
- Cole: Did you get my flowers?
- Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
- Piper: Cole, if you don't get me the hell outta here right now...
- Cole: You're the one that didn't want me to go easy on you.
- Piper: Doesn't mean I wanted you to. Now get me out the damned wall.
- Cole: [to Phoebe] We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
- Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
- Prue: This already sucks.
- Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired by a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
- Phoebe: And you may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
- Paige: ...That was a rhyme.
- Phoebe: I know; and now is not the time.
- Phoebe: I need your help.
- Cole: You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
- Cole: Why would I ever not want to talk to you?
- Phoebe: I don't know, you know, just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic, or a drunk lunatic.
- Piper: I thought ghosts could go anywhere they wanted!
- Cole: You are not a ghost, you are inbetween.
- Bacarra: I'm Bacarra, I've come here from the future.
- Cole: ...Well, I can't say I've heard that before.
