Shannen Doherty credited as playing...
- [a spell that allows a witch to hear the thoughts of others has backfired, causing the sisters to hear each other's thoughts, too]
- Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
- Prue: I heard that.
- Piper: I love you.
- Prue: Bite me.
- [Prue and Piper just find out Leo is a Whitelighter]
- Prue: What is he again?
- Phoebe: He's a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.
- Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
- Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
- Prue: I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on.
- [Prue has just changed back from being a dog. Piper is scratching Prue's head]
- Prue: What are you doing?
- Piper: I think you've got fleas.
- Prue: You know what? That's so not funny because I think I do.
- Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
- Prue: Well, that's good news.
- Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.
- Phoebe: I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
- Piper: Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always goes south.
- Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good.
- Prue: Okay, okay, come on, we're going, you're going to borrow the car.
- [Leo comes down the stairs]
- Leo: Good morning.
- Phoebe: Yeah, we heard.
- Prue: Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.
- Phoebe: Yeah, but bodies weren't.
- Piper: And neither were hearts.
- Prue: Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy.
- Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
- Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
- Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
- Prue: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
- Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
- Prue: Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
- Phoebe: Me neither.
- Prue: So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?
- Piper: Orgy.
- Prue: Leo you can't just let Piper die.
- Leo: Don't you think I would do something about it if I could?
- Prue: But you love her.
- Prue: Where's Piper?
- Leo: Upstairs, recovering from what happened at the office.
- Prue: Why? What happened?
- Leo: She... sort of... blew some of it up.
- Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
- Prue: This already sucks.
- Prue: I came, I saw, I was perky.
- Prue: Here's to Leo for saving me from eternal torment.
- Piper: And to me for not trying to be the perfect couple, if it isn't good enough for them, then screw them.
- Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?
- Prue: I hate to be the detail police.
- Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.
- Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up.
